Border Patrol just got lazy

Hotel Carifornia. You can check out anytime you rike, but you can never reave.

Thank you, I already got one.

That’s lookin’, with ‘ … cool

Don’t ask us the way out, if we know, we wouldn’t be here.

”N-no, I don’t enjoy to get out, I swear!”

Thanks I’ll walk around the side.

Be sneaky and don’t be seen…

Someone seconded that

I’ve been ah lookin’ tah git outta this here baimbooo fur a bloomin’ tree’s age!

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

My dog’s name is To Get Out and he’s lost, that’s why I’m lookin’ for him.

My exwife put this up in front of the house.

That’s what I always answer when someone asks what I’m looking for in a marriage.

They’re showing a bad Jon Voight movie out here?

Aren’t we all!

Way out man!

Isn’t that a Bob Dylan song?

Good luck with that !

Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.

Abandon all hope ye who leave here

Such preasant stay … time reave now.

China have a suicide forest too?!

Welcome to HELL boys!

The kanji gives the name of a divorce lawyer.

Found at North Korean border.

Tryin’ to be casual.

Translation into Spanglish: AMF!

Seems appropriate for North Korean border.

Found in Aokigahara.

At least they know how to use an apostrophe, which is more than I can say for many native speaker or English.