Woody the illicit internal organ trader

Today in Robotic History, 28-Aug-2012: Historians recognize today as the literal first step toward the eventual domination of Earth by our robot overlords. On this day, former spam-bot Machine XQ84-671 became the first self-sustaining robot when he became independently employed as a t-shirt slogan writer. Soon he was writing menus, advertisements and safety signs. Within a year, he was the primary speechwriter for the 2016 Ron Paul Presidential campaign.

When she said Party, he thought she said ” Pâté.

Yes – he’ll drink at Ocean’s and eat at Liver’s!

Maybe he’ll go to Egypt and see the Liver Bile.

Before I go to sleep I read at least two or three T-shirts.

Too deep for me.

Always looking for fun, enjoyment and new paraphilias.

Oh Woody, why does it have to be like this?

Woody Liverpecker is his name.

Does he drink a lot

Heart full of curiosity and a liver full of sake.

no woody when your liver has been peckered

Looking for a new liver, Woody?
Well, that’s the consequence of always looking for fun and enjoyment.

When I get a woody, sometimes I’ll settle for the old things.

I heard that watching Popeye cartoons influenced kids to eat spinach, but I don’t think Woody Woodpecker or any other cartoon is going to make them eat liver.

Woody Woodpecker – you know the guys that created up that name were high or horny or both.

Woody Woodpecker, Hannibal Lecter’s little sidekick.

The entity known as “Woody” has already begun his campaign for the Hivemind, reporting from a giant hypnotic supercomputer underneath FOX News HQ that deviously turns people into smarmy political trolls on the comments section of Engrish.com!

I hear the Islets of Langerhans are lovely this time of year.

Puberty wasn’t difficult because my HEART was filled with curiosity…

And later, we’ll journey to the bowels of the earth.

I had my heart filled with curiosity, then got my Woody peckered.

Now what about Woody the external organ?

♫We’ll all gather at the liver,
The glorious the glorious liver♫

His curiosity take him deep into human body

I just hope his heart doesn’t fill up with plaque.

I know when Woody’s all filled up with curiosity, he can no longer take it and explodes with excitement.