Proof that Capitalism is evil

Communist version of The Little Red Hen.

Wow, the child’s bird is so big, even burned!!!

I am shocked and amazed. It’s a food item that looks like FOOD.

just keep him away

This headless burned chicken brought to you by Gugan lawn and bamboo sprinklers.

New! Try our hot sauce with a 16 million Scoville unit count. Guaranteed to burn your chicken.

When we said we had hot news about our child chickens, we meant it.

That might be an option when you run out of firewood…

Just one thing: Is this chicken for or against gay marriage?

Remember: Never burn a child chicken unless it’s trying to get to the other side.

This is why you shouldn’t heat the chicken coop by burning junk mail.

@mickeygreeneyes: You mean the “other side” that mediums talk about? 😉

@ drool not troll: Could be-e-e. Could b-e-e-e!

@ At droll not troll: Sorry about the drool. (Sounds like something I said
during one of my high school dates.)

Gosh! And all these years I’ve just been CHOKING MY chicken.

The real ending for Chicken Little.

@mickeygreeneyes: No problem. Typos are easy to make with avatar names, which is why I usually copy/pasta from the comment I’m answering.

@Big Fat Cat: The Nielsens are falling! The Nielsens are falling!

Google has blessed me with a $5000 a month at home job! The only problem is those burnt chickens that appear randomly at my house.

Scientists in China have discovered a revolutionary shortcut to six pack abs! It’s called the Afterburn Child Chicken Effect.

No, the ad makes the chicken look perfect. The @#$! chef always burns my chicken.

Better put a little lotion on it then.

@droll not troll: Thanks. Also copy/pasta is a classic. Must use it myself thanks.

The advertisement eventually burns all our pockets, not just the child chicken. Meantime, somebody PLEASE call the Child Chicken Abuse hotline!!!!

Looks like a bloody tuna fillet to me.

We’ll be right back after a few words from Kill It With Fire.

I always thought that a hot plate does this.

To all parent chickens: never leave your child chicken alone with advertisement.

Yipe . .. they still practise children sacrifice in 21C !!

WARNING: Keep advertisement away from child chicken

Call General Tso, immediately!

Now it will never get to cross the road

How about the “other side” that Jim Morrison and the Doors sing about … break on through to the other side?

This is why we shouldn’t sit too close to the TV.

Draper Chicken http://www.drapervalleyfarms.com/

Roger Sterling’s Chicken Recipe:
1 chicken, as much vodka as you can carry home, lemon juice from plastic lemon.
Marinate chicken with vodka and lemon. Drink until passing out. Wake up. put chicken in oven. Drink more. Burn chicken. Give to neglected children. Pat self on back. Bon appetite!

Spare the rod, burn the child.

Put your wings on the plate and spread em!

I can’t see the picture! I don’t know why. Can someone describe it, please?

Child Chicken..it’s whats for dinner