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You smell like you need some green
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Don’t get fresh with Daisy.
That cut of ham looks fresh.
….. and pink makes you flesh.
Being green with envy doesn’t make me feel fresh at all.
Just the right thing for boyfriend a pungent – wherever he is.
Of course . . . because Red makes you rot.
You certainly wouldn’t say that to Hulk’s face.
Black makes you proud
Red makes you injured
Plant! The Freshmaker!
Unless you eat ten chili dogs and then ride the roller coaster. Then green is a warning to other riders that they’re about to be NOT as fresh!
Sorry Kermit. It is eerie being green.
Thumb down this comment… see if I care.
Thats the international symbol for “No Italian flowers.”
Brown undoes all the nice freshening
Plaid makes you indecisive.
Rainbow makes you….well you know.
Just put a pinch between your cheeks.
Green makes you fresh…
They smoked the green stuff?
so that’s why i pinched her butt after i ate the salad. sure mister blame it on the green.
…back when it was called Massengreen
Good thing I live in Oregon, where it’s legal.