You smell like you need some green

You smell like you need some green

posted on 4 Jul 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

I’m just going to the garden to freshen up…

Photo courtesy of djmix.
Sign spotted in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

Careful not to tread on it.

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

This message brought to you by the Kryptonite Mining Association.

Jazzy
Jazzy
12 years ago

Don’t get fresh with Daisy.

SF
SF
12 years ago

That cut of ham looks fresh.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
12 years ago

….. and pink makes you flesh.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

Being green with envy doesn’t make me feel fresh at all.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

Just the right thing for boyfriend a pungent – wherever he is.

Peter
Peter
12 years ago

Of course . . . because Red makes you rot.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
12 years ago

You certainly wouldn’t say that to Hulk’s face.

Terri
Terri
12 years ago

Black makes you proud
Red makes you injured

coffeebot
12 years ago

Plant! The Freshmaker!

Lora
Lora
12 years ago

Unless you eat ten chili dogs and then ride the roller coaster. Then green is a warning to other riders that they’re about to be NOT as fresh!

Marum
Marum
12 years ago

Sorry Kermit. It is eerie being green.

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

Thumb down this comment… see if I care.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
12 years ago

Thats the international symbol for “No Italian flowers.”

GwydionM
GwydionM
12 years ago

Brown undoes all the nice freshening

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
12 years ago

Plaid makes you indecisive.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
12 years ago

Rainbow makes you….well you know.

Sparky
Sparky
12 years ago

Just put a pinch between your cheeks.

Pass the dutchy
Pass the dutchy
12 years ago

Green makes you fresh…
They smoked the green stuff?

eaf27
eaf27
12 years ago

so that’s why i pinched her butt after i ate the salad. sure mister blame it on the green.

coffeebot
12 years ago

…back when it was called Massengreen

Myself
7 years ago

Good thing I live in Oregon, where it’s legal.

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