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I’ll take the frivolity exercise, please. I can only manage the minimum Distarce to the
… maximum distance to the pungent boyfrend.
… world?
This is probably the other side of one of previous
Unfinished exercise written by Einstein.
Now I know WHERE they found the Higg’s boson.
Unnecessary exercise
The root of the minimum distance, twice subtracted from the
You need exercise. Your looks big under this T-shirt.
‘Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
Perhaps a haircut
If you put on all three shirts from this week and stand under a bright light you will get the true identity of Jack the Ripper, the location of a buried treasure and a great noodle recipe.
Unfinished sentences are some of the most annoying things in
Distance to the nearest other T-shirt with Engrish written on it?
I see half the power of the maximum isn’t enough to finish a sentence.
I like the term: ‘Half additional’.
Somewhat Zen-ish.
Distance to what??? Please tell me!!! I must reach the other half of the power of the maximum, so I can rule the world!!!
I see the random word generator is working well . . .
This shirt is the equivalent of Americans getting Chinese letter tatoos that actually spell Kun Pow Chicken.
E= MC.. Meh!
Einstein’s Unfinished Theory of Universal Necessitivity
Japan, the country of the
If she tucked the shirt into her sweat pants you would find out the final word of the sentence is “Juicy”
What is the sound of one t-shirted man running the distarce to …?
I get it. This is a mental exercise.
Hey! No-one else here read englise either. It make me look intelligence and was in the bin of bargain.
I have heard of priests exercising spirits, but I have never understood the concept.
Algebra the problem Put for translator Bing and you will get
In Japan, Necessity Exercise
Pythagoras is spinning in his grave.
It’s a Necessity Exercise that power is maximized in dissing arses?
So is this Law of Internet Trolling?
Sounds like a difficult engineering problem.
This is confusing, I don’t think I need maths.
No! Not word problems, all these years after school!
Schubert’s lesser known Unfinished T-Shirt