You’ll need the fresh linen after the Crispy colon…

I hope it’s only slippery when wet.

Today’s belly health fishing tip: The boat operator is legally responsible for keeping the beer cold.

At least the colon is not slippery.

The last entry is Iron Man’s favorite dish

The fishing tip wasn’t that useful and all I could catch was a belly dancer

I’d like the Black Sabbath bean curd to go, please.

I got a Full House: slippery fish over chicken feet.

Mmm… colon, belly, gall… A taste of people!

The bean curd seems a bit stiff

Crispy colon? I like chilli but not quite that hot!

I’ll have the bean curd, and a pair of magnetic chopsticks.

CAUTION: Flush toilet to vomit.

The first entry is what you become after trying the rest of them.

…Waiter…! …This… Oh my god… My colon…!!!

But really, I don’t want my fresh linen to taste like pepper chicken.

… be careful while eating , the fish might slip out of your plate

Belly health fishing tip: Don’t get the hook stuck in your gut!

Jiangcu trotter: Yes, rumors that we use horse meat from American state fair race tracks are true!!

Can I substitute? Good, then I’ll have the Sichuan spicy bean with aluminum

“I AM IRON CURD!”

A shunde far di fishlekh!

I’m anemic, but have a rotten stomach. Can I get a mild bean curd stuffed with iron instead? Please?

♫ Is he alive or dead?
He has tofu in his head
Can he walk at all?
Chicken feet make him fall ♫

After the linen item, I wonder if they mean a clothes iron.

Stop your grinnin’ and drop your pepper fresh linen!

Crispy (fried) colon is a popular dish in China and Vietnam and is really delicious. It tastes like chicken skin.

Menu for Iron Man

Is something fishy going on here?

When you biht into the Bean Curd, all your gold crowns belong to us.

EDIT = bight

Oh, my! Since when have the genetic manipulators decided to cross mammals with vegetables? If cabbage have galls, then does cabbage galls pass for vegans?

Ginger had chicken feet, but Mary Ann had lovely trotters. Hint: avoid the lagoon.

A sensible menu indeed, I’ll quite have the need for belly health after some spicy rusty goodness.

And here I thought crispy colon was always served Hunan style . . .

Normally I would order the bean curd but I’m not feeling like a heavy meal.

I’m suspicious of the item written in red; I’ll bet it’s a gambling cheat for poker mah jong: when you’re holding three of a kind,
shun–don’t bet on–the hand. The guy to your right is a slippery fish & has a card tile up his sleeve.

Does a Three of a Kind Shunde slippery fish beat a Royal Flush Shunde Slippery fish?

Be careful with that pig, you might slip again!