Our valet also sells insurance

At last my wife has found a pace to park.

A legitimate option to euthanasia.

Speed limit: 30mph. Minimum speed, of course.

Great must be the dodgems

The Chinese means “Entrance to bumper car” (i.e. as found at amusement parks).

I’ll sneak in through the exit, then.

@mickeygreeneyes : Thank you, I couldn’t say it, but I was thinking it.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Way out covered by shady lawyer.

Fortunately I have no driving licence.

Officer, that car was hitting on me.

Zen and the Art of Insurance Fraud

Baseball bat hire————$20
BYO baseball bat————$10
BYO car————————-Free

So many ways, let me count them all.

The carpark of Omar Kayham. All it costs is a jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and a few thou.

Tzun Tzu’s last book. The Art of Parking.

…and don’t forget to fart in it.

I’m sorry sir, but you can’t drive. The percentage of alcohol in your blood is under the legal limit.

@jjhitt– My pleasure. Thanks for the note.

certainly a smash hit!

Hitting a car and then being hit by the dyadic Bai Ma ruler’s subject glossy ganoderma cake!? No, thanx.

It’s an entrance to a bumper cars attraction.