Nun comes with rosary and thyme

Do you carry the diabolic Bra Roman Catholic Monk?

There is no glossy ganoderma cake. That cake is a lie!

The French have a cake called pet-de-nonne (literally, nun’s fart). Maybe related.

Roast cake? My mother works here?

Bit worroed if they’re serving sand and nuns

Steak with black pappe? Does this mean I can chow down on a top sirloin with Morgan Freeman?

Wow! Two different varieties of ganoderma cake! This must be a four star establishment!

Also supervised by Google Translate

♫ Hit me with best cake. ♫

♫ Hit me with _your_ best cake. ♫ (dammit)

I’ve been hit before by the dyadic Bai Ma ruler’s subject ganoderma cake and I got away with it each time. But I’m not so sure about the dyadic Bai Ma ruler’s subject GLOSSY ganoderma cake!

This menu speaky English very wells.

The cake is a lie. A big fat dyadic lie.

If you don’t finish this dish, you’ll be truly hit by dyadic Bai Ma ruler…

Nun’s and being hit by rulers! Is this the dessert menu or am I back in catholic school?

We invite you to enjoy our popular dyadic Bai Ma ruler’s subject ganoderma cake today. For an alternative treat, also try a slice of our new scleroderma surprise.

Someone needs to fire that PF Tianjin guy, as he’s clearly coming to work under the influence of some weird s***.

Who’s your black pappe?

Needs more supervision, methinks.

glossy ganoderma cake is made… of… people!

Waiter! I said I want the Vegetable type NOT the Vegetarian type!

Me: “Is there such a thing as a Buddhist nun?”

Siri: “I found one restaurant nearby with Buddhist nun on the menu”

In yesterday’s cakefight, the dyadic Bai Ma ruler hit me in the face with his special subject glossy ganoderma cake, what an honor!

the name of the one of the cake is actually a complete sentence

I feel sorry for that sand. I hear the cake is a real a-hole!

Dyadic = having two parts
Ganoderma = shiny-surfaced
Dyadic New York glossy ganoderma cake, I’m guessing, could mean this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_and_white_cookie

Is Gaara responsible for the second cake?

Ganoderma is a mushroom genus. Something tells me this was the hallucinogenic variety.

It’s a hit and nun menu.

Waiter, desert without sand please !

International vegetable type: I knew the ISO would have to get involved at some point. It’s like Unicode for your dinner table.

…and the mud puts up pie.

I asked for roast dyadic new york glossy ganoderma cake, but all I got is this lousy microwaved triadic chattanooga matte basidiomycota tart.

The Black Forest Kirsch Cake is pretty close. Their Germlish ist sehr gut.

@Bob. Sort of like: Throwing the bipolar antithetic determinator.

ie. Toss a coin.

Now what? A bipolar nun?

Only use freshest simnel, otherwise will not glossy.

Grasshopper, when you can hit the cake from my sand, then it will be thyme for you to leaf.

at least they get the “black forest” right!

May I have a steakwith with international vegetable type and some price bureau on a side, please??

@Marum: shouldn’t that be Germese or Chinman?

Bai Ma ruler’s cake is not for eating, it’s for throwing in slapstick comedy.

Way in of hitting glossy ganoderma cake.

Supported by the price bureay pf Tinjian. In China support obviously does not include proof reading.

And I can’t do it either… Tianjin of course 🙂

At least they wrote “Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte” correctly, they even used the correct syntax for ä when umlauts are not available.

3rd dessert down should read:Schwarzwälder Kirsch-tort, or Black Forest Cherry Tort
Their version is something about drinking cider in a black church

Q:What kind of pie does a priest eat?
A: Nun

I’ve always thought of myself as an international vegetable type.

Meine Güte, they can spell German pastries!