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Also known as the “hot buns” machine.

The image at the right shows what happens when placing the wrong body parts onto the buttfry.

After 15 minutes of working out, my chest-butt almost fell off!

Machine for asshores.

Adter going to the gym you’ll feel hot …

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

I always wanted to fry!

Bit like a politition, interchangable parts

Does my chest look big in this?

Kobe beefcake.

Q: You know what really burns my ass?

A: A fire about this high. (hand at waist)

My ass can bench press a dump truck.

That explains the pain in the arse !!

Oh.. it’s an exercise machine. I thought it was one of those videos they sell in the back of the store. The back part of the back part of the store.

*7* is NOT your lucky number.

Seek medical attention if you experience frying that lasts for more than four hours.

I’ve heard of rump roast, but fried butt?

Float like a buttfry, sting like B.O.

Yesterday’s servings of Dread will give you buttfries in the stomach

Hot cross buns!

Not to be confused with the machine that makes your bum angry: hot cross buns.

Mockfry! I was monitoring that…

Go for the Burn!

What what, in the chest.

That guy is so hot you could fry a butt on his pecs.

and then, when the cocoon hatches, you get a crisp and tender main course.

Buttfry in Japan: misspelled exercise equipment. Buttfry in the U.S.: food you buy for $4 at the County Fair.

Ifigured this out using my kidneys.

Do you realize that one of his arms appears to be a lot longer than the other?

Hmm. Looks like his nuts have been fried, or gone missing.

For looking like a big macho ass.

Genetically engineered humans.

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@ Biff the Understudy: My ass can bench press a dump.

I’d use the machine but you know what a buttfinger I am.