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From the makers of Baby Food
Cows are sacred. Unfortunately, people are not…
Photo courtesy of K.S.
Found in Pune, India.
(186 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
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So delicately ground
Perhaps it’s food for chicken?
Mmmmmm! Tastes just like Eddie.
Waiter . . . boy please . . . either stewed or steamed.
Sorry, I have no taste of people.
Sorry, Charlie. Chitale Bandhu doesn’t want people with good taste, he wants people who taste good.
Special Chivda is people? But it is the wrong color!
Foetuses are my favorites.
But that looks like grains and mixed nuts.
Everybody knows people taste like fish.
Sees Charlton Heston running around: “Special Chivda is people !”
I’m having a friend for dinner..
Serve with fava beans and a nice chianti.
For Zombies only
I heard that they’re coming out with a Caucasian version for those who prefer their food more bland, less spicy.
Soylent Green tastes like chicken!
I ate his liver with some chivada beans and a nice chianti…
Looks like nuts and flakes. Wonder if it’s anyone I know.
No, I didn’t say it was vegan. I said it was a Vegan.
Special Chivda is Shreded Chavs
If it’s not free range people,i’m not interested.
Last evening we had Jack for dinner.
Yummy . . . ^_^
In India, cows are SACRED but people are SCARED
Eat Me!
Warning: May contain traces of nuts.
I was always suspicious of that famous Indian book:
HOW TO SERVE YOUR FELLOW MAN.
Hey wait a minute…. this isn’t Soylent green; it only *tastes* like people — and it’s not even green!
They rest in pieces.
Now that’s what I call Pune tang, Sahib!
Hey, I think that was a chunk of my Aunt Sadie’s left butt cheek!
KID: They’re trying to eat me!
MOM: If you didn’t vant to be eaten, you should have been born a cow *waggles head*
Mazing what leaving out “the” does.
“What kind of nuts are in this snack?”
“Cashew.”
“What?”
“Cashew! Cashew!
“Bless you.”
Soyrent Gleen!
“How does it taste”?
“It varies from person to person.”
This is a tender subject . . .
SPECIAL CHIVDA is specially made exclusively for the likes of ALBERT FISH,ED GEIN, LEATHERFACE and his HEWITT family
Healthy food for delicious people.
Idi Amin’s favorite snack!
So the Special Chivda is made from… PEOPLE?