Do it or you’re toast!

Or marg if you like

What’s that flushing sound?

When she said “It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature”, I had no idea she would retaliate with nukes.

Knife and pack of butter available at the reception. Please do not butter outside the red zone.

No need to bread?

I can’t believe it’s not margarine!

Must be someone with a great butt.

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!

Butter to push a button.

… help with what?

Margorin I’ll do it myself.

I pressed the button and a goat appeared!

It’s the Jennifer Lopez hotline!

Oleo gets you an automated system.

Thanks, but Astroglide is all the help I need.

Are you in a jam and out of bread? Feeling sandwiched in and surrounded by turkeys? Lettuce help you.

Butt ‘er? I hardly know her!

Quick! This is an Emargarine!

Thank God! My toast is so dry!

Not right now. Mayo later.

Just in case your arteries still aren’t clogged enough.

Butter indeed helps. Margarine sucks big time with all those trans-fat.

butter for help…. button for literal translation

She spreads so easy. Just push her button.

Last Tango in Shanghai.

Hydrogenated fats are not acceptable.

How very French of you.

I like syrup on my Button.

I used to donate to that charity, until I found out it was a bunch of fat kids trying to earn money for a big mac

Marm I laid.

“Help me I feel very sick, can you ring an ambulance?”
“Do you have butter?”
“Ahh… no.. I don’t have butter”
“Well then I can’t help you!”
“I have some a few coins on me”
“No! It’s butter or nothing!!”

This would go great alongside those instant bacon buttons they have in restrooms!

There’s no margarine for error in an emergency…

Call an ambulance!!! No, wait, better call a butter…

Where’s the butter for bread?