Dish served cold

That dreadful sign again…

Please may I have four bodings of dread?

Types include: Dread of types. Dread of not-types.

Dread on bread… heavy on the hatred.

Very honest about their own country.

Welcome to Roots Reggae Buffet….

Now I’ll go and listen to some Radiohead.

The type is… well, at least suitable.

I’m on a diet. Could I have some light apprehension instead?

Placecard at my wedding.

We’re saving the gut-wrenching terror for the dessert course.

Rated R

Does anyone know where this Rastafarian convention is being held?

New food labelling laws took effect across the country today. Pundits expect the population to enjoy the honest new approach which incorporates both calorie counts and a snappy critique of each item. The contract for the first batch of labels was won by Marvel Comics.

Ya got yer dreadlocks, yer dreadnaughts, yer Dred Scott, and the ever popular Dread Pirate Roberts.

Dreadful typing.

Food poisoning is first on the list.

I’d like an extra filling of that, please…

Freddy Kreuger, Jason, Alien, Predator, Internet Explorer, Call Of Duty, Nickelback, the President Of Iran, the former dictator of Egypt, some Brazilian politicians, and a new sequel of Transformers.
And for dessert, something we like to call Lemon Party.

YAH MON!

Fattening foods for people who do do NOT wish to laugh and grow fat!

Typo, should have been DEAD

How many types?
Let me count the ways:
1. Food poisoning.
2. Salmonella
3. Botulism.
4. Death.

Complete with fancy borders

Thank you, I’m already dreadful.

Which is more scary, the food or the check?

Don’t order the ‘Case of the Mondays” I hear it is terrible.

Just don’t order Fugu shashimi.

Japan’s relaxed Fugu processing laws have made it to China.

Sounds good, I’ll have the “quail”.

My dictionary informs me that this dread is made of noodles . . .

I’d rather have woe instead

I like my dread toasted