Ask about our hose special

used to transfer pasta from the kitchen to the customer

A hose! A hose! A kingdom for a hose!

You hoser. Take off!

NOTE: May contain traces of fire extinguisher.

Just the thing for the neopolitan sauce

It does this whenever it is told, else it gets the rigatoni again.

Boiled socks? OK, as long as they’re al dente.

I prefer non-cylindrical food.

“Put your moth where our hose is!”

If you don’t love our pasta, it’s on the hose.

– Waiter, there’s a mose in this hose!

Because nothing puts out a raging fire like Pasta!

House Fire Victim: “Help! Help! My house is burning!!”
Fireman: “Fettucine, Rigatoni or Spaghetti?”

(Insert Hetalia reference here)

This place inspired Marc Summers to join the Food Network after his “Double Dare” days.

Try our new edible Lederhosen

To extinguish a match.

It’s weird – this hose reminds me of a restaurant..

Are you supposed to eat pasta hose or wear them? Either way they’re pretty kinky.

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House Fire Victim: “Help! Help! My house is burning!!”
Fireman: “Fettucine, Rigatoni or Spaghetti?”

No, its lingerie!

Are you hosing me?

That’s pasta joke.

My name is José, pasta chef, and the signage company got it all wrong!

(And ditto the new engrish.com stylesheet.)

Pasta hose burns the leg

Craziest fire department in history.

Do you have to order your pasta hose from a pasta pimp?

I think I just paid $15 for some heated up Chef Boy-R-Dee.

Made with 100% Organic Natural Rubber

It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the pasta hose again.

Made with a fine edible weave