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You can also try out New Beijing Pimp Soup with Very smooth texture.

I would call it ‘Blurred Vision Soup’…

Recipe: take a pot of regular Beijing Soup and leave outside the fridge until pimples appear on the surface.

– Waiter, are these pimples freshly squeezed?!
– Umm, no Sir, they’re from ancient Old Beijing people, you know…

Freshly squeezed daily.

Would you like some pop with that?

For that lovely custard like texture

Also recommended today:
– Young Beijing People Broil with Zit Sauce
– Flying Blackheads Looking For Trouble
– Roasted Scars
– Pizza-Face (angrily)

What they meant to say was “Old Beijing People Soup” aka soilent green.

The cookbook “Beijing Cuisine” has been recalled today due to an unfortunate printing error. Step four on page 23 should read “Bring soup to a boil”, and not “Bring boils to the soup.” as it appears in the text. The publisher regrets any gastrointestinal distress this may have caused.

Old Beijing Pimple Soup is… MADE OF… PIMPLES

Waiter, I’ll have that with a side of Erythromycin.

The very acne… er, acme of traditional Beijing cuisine.

Literally Beijing Goosebumps soup

Think I’ll go to the Mexican restaurant down the street and order mole.

We absolutely guarantee that main ingredients of this soup were freshly picked as soon as they were ripe. Also, no soap or cleansing lotions were used at any time!

I can’t believe how far off-shoring has gone.

Now with pimples from the 1800’s! If you’re lucky, you might even get Albert Einstein’s pimples, or some other famous person’s!

Too blurry to read and probably do not want to, given the caption and comments…Oh well, can’t win every day.

can i have the general tsao’s version?

This must be from the poop bar

It’s finger-pricking good!

must be a pretty nasty soup ….

How ‘zit taste?