Please be our guest and leave

Too late.

Rock City and Wall Drug should be avoided as well.

Visit the uncivilized, they are less noisy.

Also, no hullabaloo allowed.

The Hubbub of Civilization is guarded by cannibals.

Sorry, my flying saucer accidentally crashed here…

Rock’n Roll Hall of Shame.

The last thing you see in the Bardo of Rebirth.

Must be a tiolet

I hear the cradel of civilization is lovely this time of year.

Must be a warning not to use the subway.

Maybe Chiina should have kept the hubbub down a while back. To paraphrase Carl Sagan : Billions and Billions…..

We guarantee only troglodytes on staff.

What’s all the hubbub, Bub?

Ugh, like I care at all. I only visit the hubby . . .

Try Disneyland China instead. Plenty of hubbub but no civilisation.

What’s the hubbub bub? Stay inside and watch the boobtubetube

Stop the world! I want to get off.

what’s a hubbub?

Excuse me, Bub, but exactly where IS this hub so I can make sure I don’t visit it?

Could anyone enlighten us and tell us what the original sign says… I’m lost after what looks like “Square root of a tie-hanger over hot towel rails…”

Jewels: it says something like “Please do not be noisy / cultural tour”.

All that tells me is that I must visit.