Plateau Travel Instructions

Highly dangerous pregnatn women, must be the kids.

Funny no comments about bubonic plague, or ebola virus. Must be OK to go then.

The hypertension II: the famous successor to the hypertension I.

Sorry – I have to cancel my trip – I’ve caught the hysteria…

Your body temperature must be exactly = 38 C all the time else you will be forced off the plateau to your death.

Darling, my apparent heart heats abnormal every time I see you.

Hypertension II – the sequel.

Insane in the brain vein.

Insane in the brain vein.

“I’ll just wait here at the station with these pregnant ladies – it should be safer here.”

Hypertension II: Diabetes out of Control Vs Highly Dangerous Pregnant Woman

My body temperature is above or below 38C, I think it’s probably best to postpone to enter the plateau area until recovered.

According to doctors, you probably should not ride at all

Just come out and say it ; No Americans Allowed.

Pregnant women are highly dangerous. I’ve always suspected.

The heavy sickness? Why don’t you just call me fat and discriminate me like they do back home?

Aren’t all pregnant women highly dangerous, especially in the last trimester?

Biker Chicks gotta have kids, too, ya know

She got one in the oven and one in the slammer

Yes I understand my wife is highly dangerous, but she is not pregnant. That is just fat! So she is good to go right?

That pre-partum depression really gets worse with altitude.

CAUTION:
Pregnant Woman !

Protect plateau ecological environment from highly dangerous pregnant women!

Quick! Stop the train! We got a breeder!

Highly dangerous pregnant women can be placated with Mothercare vouncers

I have abnormal heats, but much less often than 100 times per minute.

‘Highly dangerous pregnant women’ –
If you’d like to have a conversation with me, i will set fire to your genitals!

Oh, my god! I have the heats again. Are there any hookers on this plateau?

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s a sanitarian. Give me a contrarian or a saurian any time.

Man! And I thought medical school was hard!

Her belly keeps getting bigger and bigger, either she’s going to give birth, or she’s about to explode!

what do you mean i can’t climax until i’m physically probed by my doctor?

Plateau, 1 year back
– “It was terrible, suddenly pregnant women filled the entire plateau! There was no room to breathe anymore! I managed to squeeze myself past them, but lots of my friends lost their lives that day…”

I do have the Diabetes, but it is well mannered and not out of control, but I don’t have the Hysteria. I ask myself. “Do I have the schizophrenia?” But I hear the answer. No mate you’re Ok to go.”

@RT. I thought you might like to know: A Pokemon is a West Indian Proctologist.

Thank God my heart heats are below 100 times per minute

I usually got a body plateau of exactly above 38 highly dangerous hysterical pregnant women, sometimes even 100 below per minute, so I’m knot exactly highly confusing what to do.
Sometimely.

I got Matrix II so I’ll stay at home.

I reached plateau of hysterical laughter after reading this.

I lost interest in going to the Plateau

Destroy the ecological environment?

Oh, the Hysteria!

Is it a malignant pregnancy, madam, or merely the contagious variety?

Look out for the higly dangerous pregnant woman, she is gonna drop a child on you!

Why do they allow the pregnant women to roam free like that?

Highly dangerous pregnant women usually giving birth = explosion

What with all the stuff you could catch just by going there (plateau pulmonary edema, plateau hydrocephalus, plateau hypertension, plateau heart disease, and plateau red blood cell increasing), I think I’ll skip my trip to the plateau. It sounds even more dangerous than pregnant women.

I have veins in my brain…should I stay off the plateau?

“What’s the symptom of the whole body and respiratory, dude?”
“Dude, like, it’s obvious!”