I went too fast and had an “accident”

This must be where the celebrities go to film their sex tapes.

So what, are they filming it by the roadside or something?

Yres, go slow. Nice and slow…

Well you never know what you might find in the kampungs

Oh god, I hope there aren’t meant to be inverted commas around ‘accident porn’

It started as a home video, Ahhhhh! Ex boyfriend and youtube!!!

You wouldn’t want to get rear-ended.

Many male adolescents would like that sign for their rooms…

Budget remake of Crash now being filmed.

Prone to porn . . . at least they’re honest !

Please do not outside.

Rubbernecking encouraged.

Well, I had an accident and I liked it…

The last time I took this road, there was a terrible smell of burning rubber.

What happens if there’s a child on board?

“Why don’t we do it in the road?”

“Debbie Does Left Turn”
“Behind The Green Light”

Yes, Virginia, there is Rule 34 for the GEICO lizard.

Oops! Sorry, I tripped and fell on top of you because I walked too fast, which caused… Well, no need to specify that.

Many children owe their existance to an accident.

If you go slowly, you can last nearly half an hour.

I could accidentally make an erotic movie on the go. In slow motion, of course.

WARNING: Documentaries are strictly forbidden.

and that’s how you were created, junior

“Accident Porn” is the fetish you had hoped you would never hear about.

i wonder what life is like down some of the other roads around here….

Is that a traffic cone in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

carefully exploit

Porn to be wild!

Thank You For Coming

Gusts of hot air unexpectedly lift the dresses of beautiful women

The road sign that comes next says “Use rear entrance”

Watch out for the Ejaculate Gang!

The sign tell you explicitly of danger

It’s just a leisurely lemon get-together.

Can I get this DVD at Amazon?

Dang. I misread that as “ancient”. 😛

“sorry, I slipped and fell into you… Then out of you… Then into you…

Limps flying everywhere!

Oh, so you mean children