I know I have to taste it…

obey

Never mind the head, I want to see the burning chickens.

Oops… I thought they said Chicken Ranch…

“Whoa, smells like a burning chicken farm in here! What the – hey there IS burning chicken farm in here.”

After eating the color head, I burned the chicken farm.
Conclusion: the color head contains Ectasy

The only thing worse than the name of the dish is the dish itself

The eyes are the gateway to the sole.

I think the author of this menu is addicted to sniffing and sucking whiteboard marker tips.

Tastes like chicken…. burning chicken…. on a farm.

It better taste a HELLUVA LOT BETTER than it looks.

There’s something fishy going on here.

It looks like open brain surgery on an alien.

Well. Tuna is refered to as “the chicken of the sea”?

The temple burns the chicken farm

Tasting is mandatory, swallowing is optional.

I want food that looks good. I don’t really care if it can see well.

I think it’s safe to say that this is the creepiest, most disgusting thing shown on Engrish.com 🙂
Also I find it hard to eat anything that’s looking at me.

Specially collected dried TIbetan catapillars give this dish its unique musty taste

It’s the “Crying Child Special.” guaranteed to traumatize your kid or your next burning chicken is free!

MUST: necessity, “have to”, as in “I must excuse myself from the table, RIGHT NOW.”

“FEEEEEEEED ME, Seymore!! I’m sole lonely here on this plate by myself…”

It’s enough even when I see it.

@Lora: Are you a vegetarian?

Our Tuna is chicken,
We’ve told it to all,
For it has no cojones,
No cojones at all.

Dead Heads have told me about tasting colors. I thought it had to do with drugs, guess I was wrong.

The head was bad tasted.

The most confrontational meal, since sheeps eyes soup.

I must say it tastes red.

At least it’s not raw since it came from a burning chicken farm.

Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!

Chopsticks… in… utility… belt!

@Mouse: Must. Praise. Caption.

@Lollerskate: No. I’m just not used to eating chicken with the head still on. 🙂

No, I mustn’t.

My printer’s color heads taste like chicken.

Burning Chicken Farm is funnier…