Dude, I didn’t touch the towel…

So whats the towel for?

Failing to defend the mattress will result in complacency.

I tried to defend the mattress but it fell down and damaged the towel. That was some real foul stuff.

.. and attack the mattress that stays in place….

Remember the Mattress!

I may not agree with the immodesty of the mattress, but I’ll defend to the death its right to fall down.

I invoke my right to foul stuff.

I come your Inn.
Sorry about the towel.
— Honorific Guest.

Indemnification Most Foul!

@Algernon – you should always have your towel.

And peanuts

So I dont have to defend the falling down immodesty?

Moreover, invite your right-too PARTAAAY!

Trust me, I’m never compacent when I see immodesty fall down.

[trumpet fanfare] I am Mattress-Man, defender of the rights of fallen mattresses, wherever they may be!

This inn sounds like a nice place to visite, but I wouldn’t want to stay there.

Another place the Who are not allowed to stay at because of Kieth Moon.

Do honorable mattresses wear chastity fitted sheets?

I am never complacent about immodesty falling down. It’s the high point of my day.

Be sure to keep your foul stuff in the toilet or the mattress will fall on you.

Referee: Foul stuff on defense! Mattress not defended and right to invite indemnified. 5 yard penalty. Still 1st down.

invite you to cherish and defend the honorific mattress tag

What about pillow fights?

“All for one, and one for mattress!”

Did somebody say “mattress”?
(sings) “And did those feet in ancient time…”

HORATIUS DEFENDS THE MATTRESS.

And how can man die better,
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of the towels,
And the mattress of his Gods.

I can’t help but notice it doesn’t say anything about defending the TV’s honor…..

Please early come before living.

Linan Inn came to Linan Inn!

I bought one-way ticket to come.

Sometimes I wonder if these people purposely use Engrish and secretly laugh at tourists(who end up spending bucks at their restaurant) who took out their camera and cellphones to take picture….
Trolling much? hahaha

Dear Inn-keeper,

One visite is more than enough.
Never agan.

Horrific Guest

Let this be the hour when we draw swords together. Fell deeds awake. Now for the towel, now for the mattress, and the red dawn. Forth, Eorlingas!

Bring your own towel to cover your immodesty or hide under the fallen mattress, failiing that please leave honourable inn.

Mattress down!! Mattress down!!

Cher Linan Inn,

J’adore vos maitresses. Elles m’ont donné de belles whippings. A la prochaine visite.

Sade

You gotta invite, your right, to towel off!

Don’t they have staff to take care of the inn’s hygiene facilities?
They want me to do that?

I think there is a prequel of Matress Defense where the towel is the main antagonist.
You may have not relize that you damaged the towel.

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