Classic grass stalk envy…

So ashamed its gone and hid behind this sign

Small grass needs blade enlargement…

All the while the big grass is laughing hysterically.

The evil tourists are smiling

If I find emotionally sensitive plant life with mouths you can be sure I won’t bother it.

Hey what are you grasses doing? Huh? C’mon smile, all the big grasses are doing it. What are ya, chicken? Brack, brack, brack.

I used to be ashamed that I small.
Unntil I met a man who had no grass at wall.

This why Grass Pride is so important.

And the grass DOES pay some mind.

Doctor, it all started back when I was a little ryzhome.

Should we detour? https://engrish.com/2009/07/creepy-grass-sign/

C’mon, grass. Relax.

Say ‘Cheese!’

Enzyte might help.

The big GRASS makes everyone smile.

And the funny grass makes eveyone laugh out loud.

@kyrsto4. I thought small grass needed stalk enlargement exercises.

Grass was happy he was on team. Until he is cut.

Gardner 1: Sir should we water the grass today?
Gardner 2: No need…it wet itself.

Stay humble, grass. The big proud grass, reaching unashamedly for the sun, tends to get cut down in a whirring grass massacre of blades.

Ugh, sure . . . I feel profoundly ashamed just bothering about this signboard

Any grass is good grass. Don’t be ashamed.

Does it needs Viagrass?

If you do bother it, small grass is not feel ashamed to bite you.

But when it grows up we’ll both have a jolly good laugh!

But it must be satisfied, at least.

You know what they say: The grass is always smaller, er I mean, greener on the other side of the fence.

…Grass is greener on the other side…

Grass is greener on the other side…(with envy >.< )

And the crabgrass is… feel quite rude and surly, please don’t bother it unless you really like being cursed at.

Not to feel ashamed to not smile, small grass! Blade size is not to count, but how you grow!

Suffering from a terrible case of reed envy, the small grass hid its shame behind the sign, hoping nobody would notice..

classic China’s Engrish grass sign, they always treat grass as “person” …

Bothering the small grass is against the lawn.

its waiting for its confidence to grow

To many dogs used the bathroom on it.