An existentialist emergency!

OK, but does exit exist as well?

CAUTION: In case of fire, please use a fire existinguisher.

Emergency? You’re damn right I’m gonna kiksumasan !

In case of impending doom, break glass to escape to alternate universe.

I exist, therefore I am.

“Pintu Kecemasan” – “Pintu” – door, “Kecemasan” – Emergency. Therefore, it is an Emergency Exit.

Jast stay carm and aware

“I believe! I believe! Now call911!”

EXIST, or even better, GO AWAY!

We didn’t Sartre the fire!

Actually, it’s supposed to say Emergency Sexist. This is a men’s-only hotel.

thanks for telling me that …

REALITY: For Emergency Use Only

Dr. Schrödinger … I think we found the other half of your cat.

Unfortunately, fire extinguisher nonexist.

To exit, or not to exit — that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler to use the door
of the outrageously translated sign
Or to take off and by exiting, enter!

Please notify the authorities by using an extraordinary telephone.

If emergency exist but no one around to notice, does panic occur?

Listen carefully for the sound of one hand clapping

Of course . . . need that be said at all?

Is it absolutely necessary to exist here? I hate emergencies.
– Zen

Pintu = shit, Kecemasan = happens

Not to worry. I will sneak out an ENTRY door.

In case of absurdity do not enter.

We are the Incas of Emergency.

Made me destroy you.

Emergency Exist.
Pintu = Kiss, Kecemasan= Ass goodbye

The scary thing? I’ve seen this sign in the USA

In case of emergency, brake glass and use either Plato or Aristotle