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Your suggestion will be directed to the Ministry of National Security
May I suggest that you don’t need to see my ID?
Translation: YOU are NOT welcome.
Anyone disagree will be shotgun
Are you suggesting me?!
I just make this point
The old jedi mind trick.
Customers are always right, but we are more right.
And when I want your opinion I’ll beat it out of you.
My daughters put this here.
Ugh . . . like telling the world that your mom is a woman?
“These are not the droids you are looking for. You will tip generously and recomend us to all your friends.”
These ARE droids you looking for. I give you discount. Work good, last long time.
@GwydionM: you win! 😛
stewardess, are you coming onto me?
for dinner, our flight will be serving 1) steak 2) fish 3) happy ending
Your suggestion is les welcome.
And no sentences should end in a proposition.
I suggest you stick to flying the plane bucko.
or maybe I should get racist and ask for “flyed rice”
Everyone has a right to my opinion.
I would call it auto-suggestion…
We are highly recommended by ourselves.
Sounds like the Ex-wife.
When we want your opinions we will give them to you.
Your suggestion can go away …
Guess they don’t listen to others very well…
your opinion is not