I can’t imagine!

Only steak!

Wait a minute. Is this the really real taste or is my steak just bluffing?

The problem with western food is that it just gives you a very good appetite.

Food that’s really real. Really.

Reminds me of “You’re My Woman” by Van Morrison.

Western Restaurant is trying so hard to convince me the food
is real that I think I’m in the Matrix…

Especially when they say:
“Everything will beyond your thinking. Don’t lose it.”
That’s definitely the Chinese Morpheus…

Everything will beyond your grammar. Don’t learn it.

Too late, man, I’m already losing it !

At these prices who wouldn’t lose it!

…varies kindsof languages that aren’t English

We also insincerely recoment the fish

We sincerely recommend our steak because the fish was thrown on a lane in bad weather.

So many delicious dishes!!! Steak…grilled buffet…how can this be? In China? I think I’m starting to lose it!

@iLock:
Do not try to eat the food, that is impossible. Only realize the truth, the food is not really real, then you will see it is yourself that is given a very good appetite

“Waiter! There is no spoon!”

Not to worry mate. I’ve already lost my mind….Somewhere.

I’ve lost the plot….

Who could have imagined?

It has a really real taste? Unimaginable! Everything in China has a fake taste!