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That’ll happen if you’re not careful when you smork.
Be aware, not a consequence of the 1 child policy.
Guess eating babies doesnt only happen in China…
Literal translation:
White snow sauce obese ox/white snow fat beef in sauce.
FedOx: When It Absolutely, Positively, has to be burned and eaten overnight.
That is very bitter indeed.
This is a poster outside the principal’s office to remind children the results of not behaving according to rules of the Communist Party
Burning kids often does lead to bitter rows
That’s ONE way to deal with kids who won’t go to bed at night.
This is the real ending of Hansel and Gretel.
i love the smell of napalm, i mean nathan, in the morning
Call it a weakness…
It’s a bit blurry: Is it “Bitter Row” or “Better Row” .. of burned children?
Sure, children are bitter and burned, but when served on rice….
Prop from Kurosawa’s version of Titus Andronicus.
@YYD: How did “White snow sauce obese ox/white snow fat beef in sauce” end up being translated as “Bitter row of children burnt over night”?… I’d like to get hold of that dictionary…
Sorry folks, but I gave this a “1” as a rare misstep/blunder by the Engrish.com people.
This one is simply not funny with the news today of a US soldier slaughtering 11 Afghani civiiians and burning some of the bodies……including several children.
with rice no doubt.
@Jewels. It is actiually “Snow White Sauce” They used her for a garnish on top of the roasted 7 dwarfs.
This is actually Soylent Green PREMIUM.
Yes indeed. I imagine most children would kick up a mighty bitter row, as you burnt them.
Ah, it’s the Hansel and Gretel special…
“Now line up children in a straight row. Never mind what we’re doing.”
I saw on the news that China is going to do something about these weird English in menus, because it’s scaring people. “Chicken without sex” anyone?
Guess they didn’t get those private school vouchers they wanted.
How do like children?
Well done.
W.C. Fields
homeshooled? try homefried
The slumber party was going great until, feeling hurt when everyone started pillow-fighting in spite of her forgetting hers, Mary grabbed her curling iron.
Where’s Johnny? Oh, never mind.
Can I get some hot sauce for that?
So thats where the bodies that burned at the orphanage ended up!
– learn how to make exceent ybean soup [this is not really so east but black beans are good for you]
– obtain a complete,small octopus, fresh.n
– cook pot of black beans with octopus on top–covered for
sufficient time to bring out thpe beautiful purple colortion.