Combustible chronograph

Does it vibrate.

Selling we also GREY LED is TRANSLATOR in pocket. Far out! One two four three, here come. More wordings all too. Fluency in twelveteen various language in no times: Engrish, Mandarin, Fijian, Snorkel, and Engrish. High class design for better life!

Translation for the uninitiated: this is an armband filled with searing hot cooking oil. Press the button and the oil will spray in your face and flow over your arm. Enjoy this marvel of engineering!

Alarm has three settings: audible tone, vibrate, and Taser.

“Looking at the watch is a burning passion, perhaps, according to the brochure…” 😀

But does it put out?

Imported? Where does China import stuff from?

Gray LEDs are actually half DEDs (Dark Emitting Diodes).

A gap in the Heat? Has Le Bron been informed of this?

Is this an ad or a terrorist plot?

I so want to be like David Bowie and Chuck Norris!!

http://www.chinavasion.com/product_info.php/pName/iron-samurai-japanese-inspired-red-led-watch/

Fair warning: the heat you are feeling is actually leaking battery acid.

What button do I push if I just want to know the time without the seizure and orgasm stuff?

WATCH out for LAVA !

“It’s a watch!”
“It’s a sex toy!”

You’re both right.

The minature Nuclear Reactor within, goes into meldown on the hour, every hour. Enjoy yoour glowing in the dark.

Yeah! I imagine molten Plutonium flowing over your arm, would be quite fantrastic.

Only a few of my nerves are excited by this

Did Laurence Olivier write this?

So we we we excited?

grey LEDs? because the black ones were too dark

Once again, Douglas Adams is proven right about those Earth beings.

There will be BROOD!!!

Gray anti-matter LEDs will detonate everything around you. Accordion Players, Morman Missionaries, Dorr to Door salesman, Paking Meter Cops. You will be enjoyable.

BATTELIES NOT EXCRUDED.

The Green Lantern corps. really needs to fix their universal translator.

like how they snuck in ‘choose carefully’

This must be one of those ”novelty” watches..

Hi GI, I burn you long time!

It looks like a piece of paper….

wow, the time went out from the watch, such a high tech hologram

Ah, the slow descent into incomprehensibility…

@ Croma; hahaha you’re so right…I was doing fine right up til ‘choose carefully’, and by the time I got to the end my raised eyebrow had turned into an hysterical laughing fit…

Our slogan: ‘Burn, baby, burn!’