What a feeling…

Half or full

You must be at least this tall to avoid being flushed down the drain.

I like the dancing poop figurines at the top of the sign.

No matter how much you shake and dance – the last few drops will fall in your pants.

@Zizzybalooba. They weren’t brown before the toilet exploded.

If it’s yellow, let it mellow.
If it’s brown…GET DOWN!

You’d have to be a maniac to go to this park. “Maniac, MA-niac, MANIAC!”

Hmmmm. Let’s see. Is it dance then flush? Flush then dance? Both at the same time? Why does modern life have to be so complicated?

This ride goes clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere.

Crap dance

Not so much ‘Strictly Ballroom’ as ‘Loosely Bathroom’

With these new low flow toilets. I dance with joy if everything goes down on the first flush. Hence the Flush Dance.

O’ to be in the full flush of youth again.

How many angels can dance on the handle of a toilet?

Flushdance… what a feeling. And what a smelling!

This makes me want to rip holes in all of my sweetshirts.

The heartwarming story of the hard work and dedication of an exotic dancer studying to become a plumber.

If it’s yellow let it mellow
If it’s brown dance around!

In a world made of steel, made of porcelain

Now that’s what I call Dirty Dancing!

Those who have ridden it are never seen again…

You sit on the large, colorful potty chairs and get spun around like swirling water until you’re about ready to pray to the porcelain god. The best part of the ride is that you don’t have to worry about wetting yourself if you get too scared. But when you get off this clown who calls himself John Pooper gives out free chocolate logs… at least I HOPE it’s chocolate!

-oh look, he’s bust out “the hemorrhoid!”
-it just looks like he’s doing “the worm” to me…

She’s a maniac, maniac on the toilet. And she’s flushing like she’s never flushed before!

Have they misspelt thrushdance?

TOTO made so much money with their Washlets, I knew it was only a matter of time before they opened a theme park somewhere.

This ride stinks!

♪ Skip, skip, skip to my loo…

If its yellow, be mellow. If its brown, dance around!

First, when there’s nothing, but a soft growing pee. /
That your hands try to hide to not stain your pant thighs /
What a feeeeeeling! (I can’t hold it now.) /
I can’t belieeeeve it! (The ride got stuck just now.) /
For the bathroom stall, I’ll be running for my liiiiiiiife!

free depends with price of admission

Deposit items, pull handle, enjoy ride.

Dance, Dance, Flush, Dance, Dance, Flush. It’s a number-two step.

is that a water park? 🙂