Reduce, Reuse, Resuscitate

So where do you suggest I discard this semtex then, huh?

Annie be careful with your gun

Please use the designated recycling bins to dispose of bodies and body parts.

This space reserved for armed-robber/vandal/arsonist littering only. Killer littering is located on the first floor next to the food court.

Did you know, there is a kind of gun that does not take lives.
It can give lives (in about 9 months and 10 days).

The sign is quite specific to what gender it is talking about.

I always compost my victims. It reduces waste and makes great potting soil. That way I’m helping to fight litter and overpopulation at the same time. 🙂

This sign is sponsored by your neighborhood friendly Mafia!

Please dispose of handguns in the proper receptacle.

Ok let’s burn the rubbish or betray it . . . arson and treason are allowed (!!)

Make it count: One Can, One Kill.

I hope the Chinese doesn’t say “Free Kittens”.

So, when you shouted “drop it!” You didn’t mean my guns?!

What about litterbug killing?

But I’m a serial litterer. 🙁

Serial killers are destroying the planet!

Just egregious bodily harm littering.

Gives the term “waste bin” a whole new meaning…

Give a larbage: Throw out your garbage!

It puts the litter in wastebasket…

♫ Momma, just killed a man
Threw my wrapper on the floor
Now he isn’t any more…
oooOOO OOOO OOO Ahhhh ♫

Homicidal litter should be placed in a secure bin

Old Blood n Guts Patton.

Don’t leave your bodies in the bush. Out them in the receptacle provided.

Out = Put (Damn!)

The recycled hand grenade bin is next to the land mine bin.

“Man, I have some awesome frickin’ littering in my time, but THAT is KILLER littering. My hat is off to you!”

Of course I meant “I have SEEN” but oh, well.

A death sentence for littering? Good thing I didn’t commit a REALLY serious crime, like keeping a library book overdue or illegally downloading music!

“Killer Litter” is an actual term in Singapore, it refers to litter thrown off, or objects falling from, high-rise buildings injuring those walking below. Once there was a death due to a falling flowerpot from a high rise apartment block – true story.

Now…. where can I do my littering?

Ha! They misspelled “nuclear”.

and no bad-assed jaywalking either.