Johnny’s career in the gutter?

This sign was sponsored by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. This is a nice fansite… for me to poop on!

Dedicated fans trying to tell the beloved star that his career is down the toilet.

My wife is actually looking for the Angelina Jolie fansite

So Johnny Depp is rubbish?

Do we have to be depply gratefule?

Everybody’s a critic!

That’s how I felt about The Ninth Gate too.

Pirates of the Chinese Dump Trucks?!

This fan site really puts the “John” back in Johnny Depp.

Th trouble ith this world is, that here are not emough Johns in it.. (Anonymous prostitute)

Depp down he’s a nice guy.

If you canpee up this high, you will win a life membership of the Kegel Institute.

“There’s a hole in the world like a great black pit,
And it’s filled with people who are filled with…”

MONDAY: “Who is Johnny Depp?”
TUESDAY: “Get me Johnny Depp!”
WEDNESDAY: “Get me a Johnny Depp look-alike!”
THURSDAY: “Who is Johnny Depp?”
It’s been nice, John. Take care!

“CAPTAIN Johnny Depp, if you please, sir!”

Poop Chutes of the Caribbean.

Where the fan is hit.

We reserve

Dedicate to a dead man’s chest. (And the Chinese translator was under-paid and resentful.)

Welcome to the Engrish Fansite.
This site is make.

When cut-and-paste goes bad.

Welcome to the Johnny-on-the-Spot fan site, where you can leave your own personal tribute.

How low can one get?

21 Dump Street?

WTF? It’s midnight —do you know where your grandparents are?

The real reason China blocked Google.

LOL! One of the worst translations ever!

Meanwhile, at Johnny’s actual fan site…