James Bond will return in “Die 7 Deaths.”

Fivetimes Idie for aworking spacebar,

Clearly not a Buddist then.

Head Nurse Morticia of the Elbow Horniness Institute.

HELLO
My Name Is…
to hell with it, I’m probably dead anyway

That’s nothing. My cat dies 9.

My eversleeping aim has died 8 deaths, one too much, and will not wake up.

Tell your eversleeping aim to wake up. He’s missing the commode.

Punk rocker; buys cigaretts, steals candy.

Another fine product of “Up with People”

Her eversleeping aim of hitting the spacebar.

Typically the write-too-much Japanese style (!!)

Looking for ‘The Man With the Eversleeping Aim’.

(On Her Majesties Ever-Lying-In-The-Arms Service.)

Suicidal amnesiac found dead in mosh pit; …Film at 11.

If I have to die 7 times just to sleep with someone…I’ll stick to porn.

If I forgot my own name I would die 7 deaths just to remember it.

O name wa?

I too die seven deaths, trying to make sense of this.

…isthat7deathsinadditiontopunkravedeath? (myspacebarjustdied)

These are actually the (ever-so-slightly mis-typed) lyrics to a song called Eversleeping. Now the question is: why is someone wearing a T-shirt with song lyrics on it.

Just die the first time and get it over with.

Procrastination: when your aim is eversleeping.

Eversleeping aim: the non of Zen archery.

I die seven deaths when I forget my password.

Single Asian female, 22, into punk rave death. Looking for eversleeping aim. No fatties. Must be able to stand smell of 7 deaths. Reply to….um…I forgot.

7 deaths!? 1 seems scary enough

It’s from Eversleeping by Xandria. I was shocked to see that on a retarded tshirt.

Well, at least i’m not the only one on this planet to know Xandria, I guess.

from Xandria – Eversleeping Lyrics

Me too, but it kind of depends on how long it takes to reload my savegame.

Huh – there was a 7th part planned for “Cloud Atlas”, even further into the future?

@Wilford Brimley
I had no idea who Xandria was until I looked it up from your comment, and now I’m really into them.

Weird as hell how that stuff happens. I once saw, here on Engrish.com I think, a sign at a supermarket or something which advertised “Ready-cooked Sufjan Stevens”. Well…I’m not a huge fan of Sufjan but I wouldn’t go that far.