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Did that gel just get hard?
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Gives me a stiff nose.
Hey I indeed wish to keep the horniest gel. Why settle for the less horny?
Me so horny. Me clean out your face long time.
FOR FACE: when you care enough to be your very horniest.
Certain white gels are apparently difficult to remove…
“Honey, come try out this new facial scrub I got you. Use a lot.”
Now with 20 percent more horny!
Face off!
I apply such gels elsewhere.
And try our new product – Clean Out Whoriness Gel; for the morning after clean uo – It’s Clean Out!
Right, so I’ve cleaned out my horniest gel onto my face…now what?
Is this stuff ‘to assist with’ or is it the ‘conveniently packaged results of’?
My wife has two words that remove horniness. It’s; “HURRY UP”.
Horniness gel – KY Jelly?
Makes me wonder what they actually mean by “horninest”
We’ve seen this many times havent we?
Best before electricity blower!
I think we’ve done the horny skin care meme to death by now.
Our gel is made from the finest natural ingredients: Horned frog, horned lizard, horned owl, and horn of rhino. $%#!! you, PETA!!! 🙂
I use to go through a case of horniest gel a week when I was a teenager. Now that I’m middle age, one tube will last a year.
My ex already cleaned out my horniest a long time ago!
I’m just glad they specified that it was “For Face”. That could have been bad.
You sure these aren’t Dizzee Rascal lyrics?
Guaranteed to give you an orgasmically refreshing feeling!
Must be a big seller in the porn industry
Hookers finally get a cream to discourage their clients from BJ’s… awesome!
finally a remedy for accidental swallowing