Spins like a top!

Politics explained in three words.

Ground control to major tom

A fixer-upper.

Barbie sold separately.

How much is it? I think I might need a home equity loan for this one.

Batteries not included.

Seems like we’re all going to get an eviction notice pretty soon.

Must be sold soon, no reasonable offer rejected, I am moving back to Mars.

I want a new Earth NOW, Daddy.

Am I included?

Aliens: Take me to your leader/Real Estate Agent!!

No thanx, I’ll wait for a fixed version.

“Tanah untuk dijual” – Soil for sale.

Uranus for rent.

This is a bad deal- according to the Mayans, it only has one year left.

Mercury to let and Jupiter on lease, anybody?

Jupiter has that Great Red Spot that won’t heal.
It’s bringing down the property values in the neighbourhood.

Soil: It’s a dirty business.

May I see the title document, please…?

Fire, Air and Water supplied free with large orders

Sounds like there is more than just bullsh*t we spin.

But remember: once it’s sold, the price to get it back might be enormous.

I’ll give you the dirt on this.

Would you like it wrapped Sir/Madam?

Err. How can I get it home without all the water spilling out?

This plastic bag is not a toy. Not to be given to aliens under 4,000 years ol;d.

and it comes wrapped … in carbon dioxide!

Warning: The value of purchased planets may go down as well as up. Past performance is not a guarantee of future growth. You may not get back the population you originally started with.

Don’t panic.

Too late, Vogons have already condemned the property to construct an off-ramp.

This sign assumes that interested aliens understand Malay, Korean/Chinese/Japanese (Sorry, I admit I am ignorant in Kanji) ….. and/or Engrish.

Sounds too sketchy. I’d rather buy one through the Whole Earth Catalog.

Don’t wait, buy now! Here today, gone tomorrow!

I think Bowie did a song about this guy.

Humans and other life forms sold seperately! 😀

Tanah untuk dijual

In this case means land for sale not soil or earth for sale.

So the Bahasa wasn’t interpreted correctly in the first place. Total human error. Could be avoided easily.

Always wanted the Great Creators Phone Number. Creator…you’ve got some splainin’ to do!

Tanah Untuk Dijual can be interpreted as either the sale of a plot of land to a buyer where the buyer gets ownership of a plot of land or it can mean the sale of earth (as in soil) where the original owner still owns the plot.

I guess the usage of “Earth for sale” is accurate in this case if it’s the second case – but it’s still funny though.

Tanah = Land, earth/soil
Untuk = for
jual = sell
“di” is added to a word to mean action (e.g. dijual = to sell, dibeli = to buy, etc.)

Moon sold separately.

The Chinese says: Mud/Dirt for sale…

I’ll have it for $5

It’s a sham advertisement — it was overpriced to begin with.

Tsk tsk, the scams you see on Craigslist.

God would definitely accept this offer.