Oddly-named foster program

Special discounts on grandmas: rent one for two days, get one day free!

Group bookings welcome

You’re having a lend of me.

Yes. The Adams family.

So I guess you don’t stock Fritzls then, huh?

Em, I will have a blonde, with big boobs, a brunette, a redhead… Ok, I am done with wives. Now, no kids, rich parents with not long to live… and grandparents? emmm… no. I am done. Any discount on 3 wives or package deal?

That’s why christmas party was terrible, I knew I should have tried with a different family!

It’s the lease we could do. (Sorry)

Only if it comes with a large house.

Their biggest movers are girlfriends-by-the-hour.

I’d like to take a lease on life please? Inlaws are keeping me behind on my rent.

I’d rather rent a bachelor.

I paid full price for a half-sister!

Rent-A-Kid. Great for trips to Disney World, then you don’t have to pay for braces or college! Cool!

Thank you for kidney offer, but I already got one.

Thanks but no thanks . . . my BF and our dog are priceless – way beyond any money could ever rent ^_^

Sounds like the Japanese movie called “Noriko’s Dinner Table”. That is exactly the plot, rent a family. LOL

I’m sorry, but do you have something that’s slightly more dysfunctional?

There is a special on Manson Family.

By a “nice family” they mean the Mafia. And if you’re late paying their rent money they aren’t so nice…when they make you sleep with the fishes. o.o

Please take a seat outside until you are called, or you can mop while you wait.

Thanks but no thanks. My BF and our dog are priceless – way beyond any money could ever rent ^_^

Can I get the chairs and mop for our kitchen too?

GROUP RATES FOR WEDDINGS

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They are a real estate company.

家， you’re just the cheekiest character, meaning both family and home (among others), confusing poor Chinese translators and fledgling sinologists alike.

How soon until I have to give them back?

I hope the mileage is free