Keep your distance

No matter what,
Where’er you be,
Always let your wind run free.

In German they have trhe “runfahrteskart” for they who require the compete tour.

EDIT: Rundfahrteskart. (Gottverdammte)

It enjoy the wave of the wind!

Warning: No Smorking or Open Flame within 50 feet of this shirt.

Welcome to Los Vapores Mexican Restaurant.

“It is early to pass when it is happy”
(or when it is beans or brocolli)

Natural human gases: the oldest and untapped source of energy of an active world.

Could you PLEASE pull your shirt tight?
I’m trying to see what bounces.

The last guy who rode behind me on the escalator is still trying to uncurl his hair….

The wind is pleasant…but the follow through is a NIGHTMARE

I wonder if they also put this message on pants.

The wind is pleasant for the one who easily passes it. For bystanders, it is not.

“It enjoy it with companion”. Some people have very odd tastes.

Do you suffer from overactive world?

So this is what an “anus horriblus’ is.

@A nony mouse. No. Just a hyper-active bum.

So this is the complimentary air .

Nothing says ‘I Love You’ like a Dutch Oven.

The wicked witch of the gust.

If bodily function jokes were not funny, we would have never had Billy Connolly.

Nose clothespins not included.

“I want to hear the sound of waves indefinitely.”

Right now, I’d be happy if you gave it a rest so I could hear them for just ten minutes !

FUS RO DAH!!!!!!!!!!