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Cobblers pardoned… pies released
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Free the Barley 9!!!
Unless they are getting their just dessert.
Instead of presenting you with the bill, we cut open your belly to release our imprisoned food. Have a nice meal!
Must be a custard pie throwing contest.
But we incarcerate Gingerbread men.
Thank ou Mai ling and Anna. But just one of you will be sufficient.
Nobody suspects the Rice Pudding!
Today’s Special: Habeas Corpus Al La Mode.
We don’t make dessert. It escapes!
Free at last! We free at last!
Or it could be a laxative ad.
Except Devil Dogs. They must remain imprisoned to protect humanity.
And the chicken murder has been brought to justice!
“Waiter, what can we have for dessert?
– I’m sorry, nothing. All of our desserts have run away. We have freed them.”
Well, considering the fact we’re talking about Asian Confusion Cuisine…
I am now imagining the waiters in this restaurant opening up their dessert trolley and screaming: “run, pies and cakes, you are free now! Go!”
Whipped Cream — NEVER AGAIN!
Is sugar free?
“We free cakes of orient are…”
Vegetables brought to justice! The Hershey sued for impersonating chocolate! More gravy at 9!
Thank you Mario!
But your cheesecake is in another castle!
If you love something [dessert], set it free.
If it comes back to you, it’s yours [to eat].
If it doesn’t, it never was [que sera sera].
I know how you feel – I released my breakfast twice in just one morning!
@ coffeebot: a great one!
Their only crime was being sinfully delicious!
♫ Freedom’s just another word for nothing left eat… ♫
I prefere free range mousse.
Better that a hundred guilty pleasures go free than to imprison one innocent indulgence.
OH NO! THE DESSERTS HAVE DESERTED!!!
♫ We free desserts of orient are
low in fat, in sugar and carbs
cakes or custards, we won’t be flustered
we’ve cookies and lemon bars.♫
CHORUS
♫ Ohhh,
Tarts of wonder, tarts so light!
Tarts with royal beauty bright!
tasty eating, waists receding,
guide us to a pure delight! ♫
@firstborn: Yes, they’ve gone to the desert on a hors d’oeuvres with no name.
Pumpkin pie UNLEASHED!!!
Let us not forget about the Danish Resistance of WWII
http://www.prairiestarproductions.com/resistance_gear.htm
Support Cupcake Liberation!
to the Creamy Prison!
First it just the desserts, next thing you know they’ll want to free the entres too. When is this madness going to end?
Our tarts are always open.
Imperial Dragon Beef Powder
Pontius Pilate: I SHALL WELEASE WASPBEWWY CWEAM PIE!