You’ll get a warm, flushy feeling

Cold tips: keep sitting on the toilet while flushing.

Like asparagus I suppose

They’re most definitely not cool. They’re warm

Show me a naughty bit and I’ll flush.

That sounds a whole lot better than leaving 15 percent.

I always flush my pisa!

Wet Tip: Stop Flushing, you’ve flooded the place.

The Chinese itself is funny. it says
“come in haste, leave by flushing”
where “haste” and “flushing” are homophones.

Please flush – it’s your doodie. Er, I mean your duty.

Flushing makes you 10 years younger than you look.

Shouldn’t that be, “Prease frush”?

This one uses hot water in the bidet.

It is much less surprising, than a jet of ice-cold water up the date.

Unless the thermostat has gone crazy, and it is boiling.

Not cool enough to be a hot tip

If it’s brown, flush it down
If it’s warm, call security

So is that like a “hot flush” but younger?

Flush For Fantasy

♫ ♫
Fece to fece
And pee to pee
Face the men
Between urine
Sing it
Flush, flush and warn me!
I want
Flush, flush for you and me!
♫

To flush or not to flush – this is the toilet now.

Are you sure you don’t mean warm tits? They’re MUCH nicer!

Nothing worse than a messy Mohel

Warm tips sink ships…. er…I forgot!

Too bad they didn’t translate the little ditty in the original…

Q-tips, please dispose of in waste basket.