You didn’t use Johnson’s No More Tears

There is something dismally poetic about cleaning cheap factory made velour sofa covers with tears

So when the tear drop explodes.

Cry me a river, today’s washing day.

PS: they have the French wrong as well.

Only available at Abercrombe and Biitch

Do not tumble dry. Let it dry on the horn of a live unicorn only.

Here at Million Monkeys Cleaners the custqmzr os alkaps flart.

Hold your laughter folks, otherwise you will remain dirty.

Once you see what they charge it all makes perfect sense.

It works better if you use the tears of a clown.

The Jacket of 10,000 Sorrows is just one of the many high fashion items sold this holiday at the Evil Emporium.

To heck with the Engrish, what’s with the gross fingernails?

That’s the best way to take care of those onions…

Chuck Norris’s tears could make clothes clean as a whistle. Too bad he never cries.

That sounds like the laudromat equivalent of a sweatshop!

Both Engrish and Frensh!

It should say nettoyer, not “mettoyer”.

Using crocodile tears …?

Drool-wash and have a good laugh after!

Gosh, it’s got Engrish AND Flench!

I save a lot of money for my manicures by shopping for cheap imports and then posting the pictures online. I just hope my manicurist doesn’t see my postings.

Dry me a river!