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A sausage dog with long legs
First, pull the pin…
Come here semtex.
This must be one of those Boomer breed dogs.
Just be careful when it farts.
Hot dog takes a new meaning.
Do not let it chew on electrical wires!
Works closely with the drug smuggling dog
Tri-Nitro Canine?
Don’t tease the dog, it can go off at any slight provocation.
Careful! His bang is worse than his bite.
Looks like a George Clinton concert.
1. ”Sit!”
2. ”Lie down!”
3. ”Fetch!”
4. BOOOM!
He swallowed some explosives and now his fur grows out in bangs. Get it, bangs? Oh well.
This kind of dog only wants to play fetch with a live stick of dynamite.
Quickly detects unstable versions of Internet Exploder.
– How would you like your dog, Sir?
– Unexploded, pl-
Terrier or terrorist?
Handle with cur.
A Molotov malamute?
It’s the Holy Hound Grenade of Antioch.
Translation:
Search Explosive(s) Dog
“Next, carefully cut the blue collar. That’s the blue collar, not the red one. And whatever you do, don’t press his nose.”
With this one, you certainly get a lot of bang for the buck.
Works for the Unexploded Scotsman Demolition Squad.
The dog can be used to put out fires, too!
Dog: Woof, woof, woof
Person: What’s that boy? Timmy is stuck in the C-4 shed?
Dog: Woof!
Person: We’d better go rescue him, then.
Explosive Dog follows Triumph around in order to add injury to insult.
So you dog can bring you the paper? Wait until you see what i taught mine….
He just went off for no reason.
All Suicide Dogs Go To Heaven
I wouldn’t let him jump on you.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Dog.
Man, what do they put inside their dogs these days…
must be michael bay’s AWESOME pet dog he keeps at home
He doesn’t so much go off with a bang as a “wooof”
Watch out for flying poop!
Wow! A dynamite body!
Oh, soooo cute!
The Hound of the Cannon Balls.
Important safety tools found in China:
1.) Hand Grenade (Fire Extinguisher)
2.) Explosive Dog (Detection Dog)
Now THIS is a K-9!
♫There was a dog who had a name
and BOOMO was his name-o
B… O… OMO
B… O… OMO
B… O… OMO
♪ and BOOMO was his name-o
A scene for Bunuel’s unfinished sequel “Un Chien Explosif”.
Bomb Dogs. (for all Day To Day fans out there.)
That sign is all that stands between this pooch and the business ends of some chopsticks!
Cur-boom!
Watch how hard you pet him…he might REALLY leave a mess on the carpet !!!
Cry “Havoc”, and let slip the dogs of war!
Feed with caution…and fiber.