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It’s a love triangle.
What the guacamole is that all about.
All for one and one for taco!
♫
You can’t love this have
When you’re alive
But you can shirt this have
When I finally die…♫ ♫
It take two to taco, isn’t it
It is Mexico as for the taco. It is Italy as for the pizza. It is Singapore as for the noodle. And it is Engrand as for the WTF???
It’s a relationship even a Dutch oven couldn’t part.
Just like Engrish and Japan.
I bought one of these shirts for GIR.
This too Mexican Tacos make me cut it! Don’t ask about the bean burritos.
”Waiter, I ate my Taco and now I cannot separate from it!”
”Just wait if it cuts it, Sir. Otherwise you’ll have to defecate it.”
TACOS FOR JAPAN!!
I LOVE ENGRISH SO MUCH.
It is Japan as for the Engrish. It is Engrish as for Japan. This two are the relations that cannot be separated even if it cuts it.
It cuts the taco or else it gets the Jose again.
I love pirated products SO MUCH. It is CHINA as for the pirated products and vice versa.
it is for hot sauce?
A love that was not meant to be. She was a flour tortilla in a hard shell world.
Tacos – just look what they do to your stomach!
Elementary my dear Watson. I think we’ve found the source of the incontinence.
Ask not for whom the Taco shells. It shells for thee Horatio.
What about burritos??
So, are you saying Mexico and tacos are the source of all things emo…?
Did somebody slip peyote into your taco?
If you bite us, do we not crumble? If you cut us do we not ooze salsa? Viva la taco, viva la Mexico!
Is it my imagination, or can you see in the illustration someone being devoured by tacos and smothered in guacamole?
Quick, how do I get a flight to that T-shirt shop?
I invented calculus and formulated the three laws, but I’ll bloody well be damned if I can figure this one out!
Your faithful friend Sir Isaac
Possibly Yogi’s parting gift.
‘One taco from Mexico for everyone! Yes, even you, Mexico.’
– Japan at the UN’s December Meeting.
It’s weird; that’s exactly what came out when I did word association therapy for my cutting a while back.
I had to untranslate that to make any sense of it and even then…
You have to add a few words to convey the meaning at all. It means something like, “When you think of tacos, you think of Mexico. When you think of Mexico, you think of tacos. The two are inseparable.”
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When KFC first came out with their chicken strips, their commercial said, “You wouldn’t go to a Japanese restaurant for tacos.” Perhaps that wall is finally crumbling.
And don’t get me started talking about the burrito!
Can I get hair with that?
They spelled “separated” right! People with English as a first language rarely get it right!
“I’ll give you my taco when you take it from my cold, dead hands…”
Let me tell you a secret: It doesn’t cut it.
OMG, I would sneak across the border for a Taco Bell Dorito shell. I would stay for the jobs, but I would sneak across just for the taco shell.