Misanthropic Mayday

I’m a hermit and don’t like visitiors. get it!

Steam only leaks when I’ve got my fartin’ shoes on

If you’re going to take a steam leak, close the door!

”I want to complain, there’s a Wiki Leak in my bathroom!”

Other visitors ARE annoying.

Before I cooperate I want to know who are those ‘other visitors’.

♪ You just want someone to talk to
They just wanna get away from you
Oh, no, you can’t do that,
Once you started wearin’ those shoes. ♪

I’ve always found fire alarms annoying. Seems like they don’t like me either.

My fire alarm forgot to break glass!

Oh crap… wrong day…

Sounds like a great way to get children to bathe.
“And don’t come out until you hear sirens…”

In my bathroom, steam and other annoying visitors leak through a non-hole of water.

because every alarm knows,
where there’s steam, there’s fire

Annoying visitors, always making me worry there’s a fire…

Methinks that YOU are the annoying one !
And close the door on your way out.

Yeah-close the damn door!

a bell of a fire alarm sounds because it thinks other visitors are ANNOYING!

How to cooperate:

5. Takes a bath
4. Steam leaks
3. Fire alarm thinks
2. Cooperates
1. Thanks you!

It thinks that OTHER visitors are annoying? Wait til it hears me play the bongos at 3 a.m., dude!

But if I closed the door, the steam would be too hot for me. Mind you, my screams are more annoying than the fire alarm!!!

Reading

I think my fire alarm is simply jealous.

I stayed there! It did not think I was annoying 😀

Despite not knowing Japanese I would still read the Japanese text if I were to take a bath there — it’s much easier to guess the meaning out of it.

Those fire alarms are indeed useless… can’t even distinguish the difference between real fire/smoke and steam — WTF!??

It thinks that other visitors are annoying or it gets the hose again.