Swimming suits prohibited only over private areas

Swimming suits prohibited only over private areas

posted on 3 Nov 2011 in Signs

Hey! Get off the No Diving Board!

Photo courtesy of Daam Nillan.
Sign found in Okinawa, Japan.

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Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

So wheres the the pool.

Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

Well! Is it any wonder the youth of today are obese. The fun police won’t let you do anything that might be good for you.

DrLex
DrLex
12 years ago

Also mind that eating is prohibited in the restaurant especially during lunch and dinner hours, and sleeping is prohibited in your hotel room.

JohnZ
JohnZ
12 years ago

Prohibition is prohibited by prohibition signs.

DrLex
DrLex
12 years ago

Please do not bother reading this sign. It is prohibited to read the prohibitions anyway.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago

Since swimming is prohibited during swimming hours and in swimming areas, I’d rather get drunk.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

‘No swimming’ is not prohibited?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

At high tide, when my Children get deep, I watch my Television!

SF
SF
12 years ago

Don’t even think about it.

Lora
Lora
12 years ago

Swimming is prohibited. Drowning is perfectly acceptable.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
12 years ago

The fine print will get you every time.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

Swim, yet do not swim.

With prohibited regards,
ZEN

Ageless
Ageless
12 years ago

So no swimming at all, huh?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

Do not use Red flag as a screensaver.

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

Swimming permitted in public transportation, sand, elevator and robby.

Kitsune
Kitsune
12 years ago

No member of the faculty is to maltreat the “Abos” in any way whatsoever—if there’s anyone watching.

And no Swiming.

Xila31
Xila31
12 years ago

Now, let’s all close our eyes and pretend we’re swimming.

Classic Steve
12 years ago

Does the Red Flag signify communist oppression coming to Japan?

FatKenney
FatKenney
12 years ago

Swimming area is for boating, fishing, shark-baiting, oyster-diving, and offshore drilling only.

Brian
Brian
12 years ago

Basically what we are trying to say is… NO SWIMMING AT ALL!!!… EVER!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

1. Take your Child
2. Carefully do not swim

FatKenney
FatKenney
12 years ago

Observance of the swimming rules will result in prosecution.

krysto4
krysto4
12 years ago

What is the sound of one hand not swimming?

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

No swimming while swimming.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

We haf veys of making you.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

This way no one pees in the pool.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

PENALTY FOR DISOBEYING:A high pressure jet of cold waer up your ring.

demondude777
demondude777
12 years ago

Swimmier: (to lifeguard) Help! My friend is drowning!!

Lifeguard: I can’t do anything until your freind contacts us for help. Sorry….

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

Honey! I took the kids. (Woody Allen)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

In my country, the water is swimming me!

J
J
12 years ago

First rule of Swim Club: You don’t swim in swim club
Second rule of Swim Club: You don’t swim in swim club
Third rule: See the first two

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

Do not bother the skinny or the hurted ass man. He just came from the toilet.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
12 years ago

Looks like you can swim in the nonswimming areas, outside of swimming hours, so long as you aren’t drunk and the red flag isn’t up. Whew!

DaleE
DaleE
12 years ago

“Please don’t talke to the life gurad;
please don’t talke to the life gurad,”
says the sign
where I go to not swim.

RT
RT
12 years ago

honey i TOLD you going to a pachinko parlor was a better idea, but NOOOO…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

Only for the swimming impaired.

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

Swimming? heh. Lifegurad? heh. A Jedi craves not these things.

SuSu
SuSu
12 years ago

Driving vehicles especially cars and vans are strictly prohibited during rush hours.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
12 years ago

Hey, pal, I CAME here to enter dangerous area. Now YOU’RE going to tell me I can’t. Hey, Sukiyaki San, grow a frickin’ pair!

DarkHorizon
DarkHorizon
12 years ago

So u can leave your children unattended while NOT swimming?

Kitsune
Kitsune
12 years ago

I had more fun with the bidet

Redape
Redape
12 years ago

Kitsune – I am gobsmacked that anyone else still remembers that Monty Python sketch. “And Lichtenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlabel”. Damn, I love that skit!

SITI MAHILLAH
12 years ago

point 6. please don’t bother other people….. I agree the rule . it is not only in japan but also in my country….

Inspect Her Gadget
Inspect Her Gadget
12 years ago

Oh yeah, and NO HULLABALOO either!!!

Alex
Alex
12 years ago

And yet, the swimming beard knows !

GP
GP
12 years ago

Reading is prohibited only on the printed area.

KB
KB
12 years ago

Which one of the Pythons wrote this notice?

kim
kim
12 years ago

Guys – you gotta see this place during non-swimming hours. I’ts a HUGE party.!! Anything goes. Just don’t come during swimming hours.

sparky
sparky
12 years ago

Get really drunk BEFORE you go to the no swimming beach with your children. When questioned, your drunken slur won’t sound Japanese or English while trying to explain all the flags are red and the sign appears to be Russian! You’re home free!

Laughingstock
Laughingstock
11 years ago

Do not go not-swimming when drunk. Not-swimming also prohibited in areas where danger occurs, as care fell into the water and is no longer responsible, and if you lented a rocker key for the rocker room, you must lemembel it; not-staff not lesponsible for lobbery.

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