Swimming suits prohibited only over private areas

So wheres the the pool.

Well! Is it any wonder the youth of today are obese. The fun police won’t let you do anything that might be good for you.

Also mind that eating is prohibited in the restaurant especially during lunch and dinner hours, and sleeping is prohibited in your hotel room.

Prohibition is prohibited by prohibition signs.

Please do not bother reading this sign. It is prohibited to read the prohibitions anyway.

Since swimming is prohibited during swimming hours and in swimming areas, I’d rather get drunk.

‘No swimming’ is not prohibited?

At high tide, when my Children get deep, I watch my Television!

Don’t even think about it.

Swimming is prohibited. Drowning is perfectly acceptable.

The fine print will get you every time.

Swim, yet do not swim.

With prohibited regards,
ZEN

So no swimming at all, huh?

Do not use Red flag as a screensaver.

Swimming permitted in public transportation, sand, elevator and robby.

No member of the faculty is to maltreat the “Abos” in any way whatsoever—if there’s anyone watching.

And no Swiming.

Now, let’s all close our eyes and pretend we’re swimming.

Does the Red Flag signify communist oppression coming to Japan?

Swimming area is for boating, fishing, shark-baiting, oyster-diving, and offshore drilling only.

Basically what we are trying to say is… NO SWIMMING AT ALL!!!… EVER!!!

1. Take your Child
2. Carefully do not swim

Observance of the swimming rules will result in prosecution.

What is the sound of one hand not swimming?

No swimming while swimming.

We haf veys of making you.

This way no one pees in the pool.

PENALTY FOR DISOBEYING:A high pressure jet of cold waer up your ring.

Swimmier: (to lifeguard) Help! My friend is drowning!!

Lifeguard: I can’t do anything until your freind contacts us for help. Sorry….

Honey! I took the kids. (Woody Allen)

In my country, the water is swimming me!

First rule of Swim Club: You don’t swim in swim club
Second rule of Swim Club: You don’t swim in swim club
Third rule: See the first two

Do not bother the skinny or the hurted ass man. He just came from the toilet.

Looks like you can swim in the nonswimming areas, outside of swimming hours, so long as you aren’t drunk and the red flag isn’t up. Whew!

“Please don’t talke to the life gurad;
please don’t talke to the life gurad,”
says the sign
where I go to not swim.

honey i TOLD you going to a pachinko parlor was a better idea, but NOOOO…

Only for the swimming impaired.

Swimming? heh. Lifegurad? heh. A Jedi craves not these things.

Driving vehicles especially cars and vans are strictly prohibited during rush hours.

Hey, pal, I CAME here to enter dangerous area. Now YOU’RE going to tell me I can’t. Hey, Sukiyaki San, grow a frickin’ pair!

So u can leave your children unattended while NOT swimming?

I had more fun with the bidet

Kitsune – I am gobsmacked that anyone else still remembers that Monty Python sketch. “And Lichtenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlabel”. Damn, I love that skit!

point 6. please don’t bother other people….. I agree the rule . it is not only in japan but also in my country….

Oh yeah, and NO HULLABALOO either!!!

And yet, the swimming beard knows !

Reading is prohibited only on the printed area.

Which one of the Pythons wrote this notice?

Guys – you gotta see this place during non-swimming hours. I’ts a HUGE party.!! Anything goes. Just don’t come during swimming hours.

Get really drunk BEFORE you go to the no swimming beach with your children. When questioned, your drunken slur won’t sound Japanese or English while trying to explain all the flags are red and the sign appears to be Russian! You’re home free!

Do not go not-swimming when drunk. Not-swimming also prohibited in areas where danger occurs, as care fell into the water and is no longer responsible, and if you lented a rocker key for the rocker room, you must lemembel it; not-staff not lesponsible for lobbery.