Should I wash the dog before or after?

At last a dog you can wash the floor with.

What’s that you say fido?

Yes, you should scrub your dog thoroughly before turning it into a meal.

Is he about to do to that dog what I think he’s about to do to that dog?

Holy shi-tzu!

I’ve always considered public shaming and then some jail time more suitable for such behaviour

It’s pretty clear what’s just gone down between the guy & the dog…who wants to start a book about what’s going on with the chick & the cat?

C’mon baby, let’s scrub.

Timmy! When you left, Fido was white!

Dirty deeds…done to dogs.

Such behavior requires scrubbing.

And such scrubbing gives dog a happy 😉

It obviously requires more than scrubbing if you want it to be the meal of itself.

WARNING: SCRUBBED DOG

The girl in the next T-shirt is playing with her pussy. Very bad behavior.

Dog will put the lotion on it’s skin or it gets the hose again!

In this state such behavior requires a fine of not more than two thousand dollars, or imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than five years, or both.

Such behavior requires to be censored!

@Big Fat Cat

Some people pay $1.99/min for such behavior.

Washing the dog.
Choking the goose.
Spanking the monkey.

Stop it or you will go blind.

Okay, so I just screwed the dog, but did you notice the dildo stuck in my tush?

Red rocket

Simple method:

1. Picking up a dog
2. Scrubbing
3. Creating a clean
4. Eating of

Bone Appétit!

With all the canine posts recently, this website has really gone to the dogs.

So far, it hasn’t been a good week to be a dog.

“Timmy, don’t play with your food!”

I guess he does kind of look like the guy from Scrubs.

Doggy Style?

I think it’s called “grooming”!

In the end, the dog kept washing himself but couldn’t feel clean…

After scrubbing of the dog, hopefully, expunging of the record.

Washing cats is not as much fun as washing dogs, I had a Himalayan Persian, When he got fleas I got fleas too. So. I used to tuck him under my arm. and walk into the shower. Then wash us both with Eucalyptus and Aloe Vera catwash.

I have good and bad news for you. Cat fleas don’t bite. They just walk all over you. AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

people who gave this low stars probably didn’t realize the boy is giving it to the dog.

Man’s Best Friend… with benefits

Out damn Spot!

@Ralph Hamilton: I always heard you’re not supposed to give cats baths, but my cat was really dirty the other day, so I went ahead and bathed him. He really liked it! It was fun for me too, but the fur kept sticking to my tongue.

Out damned Spot. Apologies to Bill Shakespeare for the typo.

That picture don’t look like scrubbing to me!

Stop squirming, Rufus.

You can never scrub away the guilt. Never.

“…scrubbing”….MY EYES!!!

……………..went to the cupboard to get the poor dog a bone, when Tommy bent over, rover took over, and gave him a bone of his own.

oh – and cleaned up too.

Scrub me, I’ve been a baaaad dog!

Not if you wear a condom.

You have behaved well doggy! Let me scrubb you off!