Orange, bouncing, burning ones!

I’m a meat and potatoes man myself.

Phew . . . just a basketball (!!)

I hear they got a cream if your balls are burning and also massive : P

Before you get in a hot fight, be sure you wear a massive cup.

Doc, the swelling won’t go down!

Balls on fire burn the sobfr judgement massively.

Endorsed by Jerry Lee Lewis

I knew something terrible was coming in 2012, but this wasn’t what I expected.

“Sober Judgement” as opposed to “Good morning, what did you say your name was again?” judgement.

Hot fight = 2 naked women grappling.

For people who have those intermittent existence problems: try setting your balls on fire.

“Hey Claire, wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the balls? It’s pretty tasty.”

– the Breakfast Club

Well I sure wouldn’t pick a hot fight with a guy with that much testosterone.

BURN ‘EM ‘HORES !!!

I totally get the feeling… sometimes I feel like I need to engage my massive balls in a hot fight too…

“He’s got big balls/She’s got big balls…” – AC/DC

“And we’ve got the biggest balls of them all” –AC/DC

They need those Massive Balls in NBA Whore league.

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re held for pleasure
They’re the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It’s my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
-AC/DC

I didn’t know debutantes had balls.

♫ Say everybody have you seen my balls ♫
♫ They’re big and salty and brown ♫

—Chief from Southpark
(someone had to do something other than AC/DC)

Even if they’re massive, why do they have to be on fire?

Who put the Tiger Balm in my jock strap?

Yeah, spilling coffee in your lap is no fun at all. Take it from someone who’s done it.

Do the shorts come in XXL?