Hemmorhouch!

Gay men excepted

Radical sign – radical treatment.

Eject-o-Seat : Flush and Fly.

Skinny Man: Must wear helmet while using this equipment.
Hurted Ass Man: You’re on your own, buddy.

Confutius says, It’s better to have a radical sign than having a sorry ass.

The X-Men have a new member, Ass Man. Now guess what the X means.

CAUTION: Please do not read this sign before flushing the toilet.

“Houston, the Bidet has landed.”

The heck with hurted ass women.

In my dreams, I’m always levitating above a toilet bowl geyser (while wearing a certain T-shirt).

I’m skinny AND had a rough night at Stonewall’s. Wonder if there’s a gas station nearby.

Step-by-step method of use:

1. Carefully approach the toilet bowl
2. Gently open the lid (if it’s not up already)
3. Slowly and carefully sit down on a toilet bowl
4. Take your time
5. Do not read the sign
6. Repeat steps (4) and (5) as many times as you want
7. Flush the toilet
8. Ha-ha

splits you in half

——– ◄ You Must Be This Tall To Ride This Toilet

Don’t get all butt hurt if you can’t pass a palm tree in one go.

This sign must have been strongly influenced by Fuji’s eruptions.

This particular toilet has gained the nickname “The Enemator”.

The Fountain of Joy.

If you weren’t hurted before flushing, you probably will be after.

I suppose the heart-attacked man must be hurted, too.

Worst superhero ever. He keeps getting it kicked.

Caution: don’t squat the toilet palm tree.

Bidon’t

Hey, the perfect B-day gift!

I think I saw that on a sitcom once.

Mommy, Daddy used the toilet and hurted himself!

What do you mean, my ass is skinny?

In China, toilet piss on you

Excuse me, do you have wipes. My ass has been killing me since birth…..

I see the problem, you’ve got it set to colonoscopy mode.

This is why you don’t buy bathroom equipment when you’re in Roswell

It is to be expected from people to stand up before they flush the toilet; but at the same time, this is at least a revolutionary reminder to put the lid down!

Designed to kick your arse?

Bidet.
Be careful.
Be sorry.

Remove nuts from ceiling before leaving.

i always wondered what was cheaper than flying 3rd class…

NOTE: If there’s an emergency, please flush backwards.

Free waxing with every wash

When they said line cutters would be ejected from the park, this isn’t what I thought they meant.

Who is “Radical Sign” and why is this set to tsunami power?

And, what’s with all the pink in this sign? I am sooo confused.

Be careful, or you’ll end up singing the Hurted Ass Man Blues.

This will blow your socks off….And your feet too.

For skinny people, please fasten your seat belt before turning on the bidet,

maybe it’s just me, but i would love for this to be in the engrish.com store

Please, please, please make this into a tee shirt!

weeeeeee……..

Aha–so this is where genies really come from!

Looks like a tree planted on the toilet…

If there is plants vs zombies,

this must be

toilets vs humans…

Hurted Ass Man flies again, after having renewed his powers on his throne!