Good dog. Nice texture.

I’m tired of eating my own leg

They’re taking “hot dog” too literally.

Steak ala Fifi

Sit, or I won’t eat you. Sit! Good boy.

Don’t worry, doggie – next month you’ll be a toast.

November was the month of Hello Kitty

How to recycle all the food which remains from the Christmas meals:
1. Gift a dog to your children.
2. Feed it with the remaining food.
3. On next Christmas, cook it. You can tell your children it fled.
4. Eat it.
5. Buy another dog for the remaining food.
6. REPEAT.

That picture should be black and white.

Questions, questions…!

Dog: the other white meat.

Eat me!

I said walk the dog, not wok the dog!

WARNING: Please do not become the eating of a strange dog, even if he asks you.

Aww, what a cute puppy. I could just eat him up!

January is meow meow Labbit.

– “Honey, we’re having hotdogs for lunch!”
– “YAY!!”

Oh I wished I could have stopped it,
But it came out with a run,
Last a week he plenty puppy,
This a week he puppy done,
Now A Too he velly solly,
He no more Labbit Stew.

Now I took a stick and chased Ah Too,
And beat him here and there,
While all the time my wife contorted,
Like a mad convulsionaire.

{Rabbit Stew. A.B.(Banjo) Patterson}

OK dog, let me check my calendar… oh, here it is. “feed dog in January.” You’re early.

Bad news…today is not your day!

In fact scratch out all of next week too…….

Menchi burger!

When is it the meal of me?

Thanks for asking little white dog!

The answer is shortly after you stumble into the trap behind Chin’s Discount Chinese Eatery…

Well, you’ll need to get a bit fatter first so there will be something to eat for you!

@Kris Gould: for when those rainy day funds start to dry up in december…

i’m sorry, son; old yeller became rabid; we’re going to have to put him down. also, i’m getting a hankering for some hamburgers, and our cupboard’s kinda empty, but that’s besides the point…

For this God we are about to eat, may Dog make us truly grateful.

{Grace for the dyslexics)

DOGGONE!!

Dog pee burns the leg.

Between three and four weeks away…. sorry cute little doggie.
But I think this calender might be serious.

Tis the Season (it is dog season in Asia.)

Hand over the money or your little Fifi is dinner!

Pup on a stick!

Year of the dog will be 2018 – you have 7 years before you become entree.

Would you like the rest in a doggie bag for later?