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Served with a California Roll and Diamonds
Timothy Leary told me about this place
Melts in your mind, not in your mouth.
I had the seafood cigar once.
Couldn’t keep it lit.
Got the munchies and ate a carton of Marlboros.
Wasn’t that a snoop dog song?
Something is about to “happy”.
Was it filled with tangerine trees and marmalade skies?
Cripsy Rice Ball… sounds like a Snoop Dog menu all right…
Instead of after-dinner mints they give you tiny postage stamps to lick.
Um, LSD . . . like the hallucinogen ?
My GOD, am I reading this ‘menu’ under its influence?
@anzo – Sorry for the negative vote. I was trippin’.
The waitress is Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
LSD wrapped in newspapers.
What a long, strange trip it’s been…*burp*
Maybe you can hear it but I can’t read the out-of-focus writing!
no one noticed the seafood cigar?
Spam origiri? But I don’t LIKE spam! (In loving memory of Graham Chapman)
I noticed the seafood cigar. I tried it once, but it smelled fishy.
Duuude! I must be trippin! This vegetable wrap looks like a purple polka dotted t-bone steak and tastes like an apple pie and…and…the sound when I chew is like a dozen garden gnomes marching in formation.
Spam Ongirl…thought provoking, but I think I’ll stick to whip cream…
That’s why they call it ‘happy’, essentially. And in case it isn’t strong enough, you can also smoke a seafood cigar.
After i eat that LSD wrap change the crispy rice ball give me 2. then I’ll have an alligator sandwich and make it snappy!!!!! hooooooooooHaaaaaaa. oops my hand is melting.