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The sink! Only soap!
posted on 25 Oct 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries
The trash! Only towels!
Photo courtesy of M.B.
Sign found in Ulan-Ude, Russia.
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!THE REQUEST, IN THE CAPTIONS TO WRITE!
!GOOD TASTE!
What a classy way to say “We wipe our asses with your requests”.
In Soviet Russia, toilet clogs you.
‘YES, SIR!!!!’
*Salutes and pulls up pants*
So its ornamental then.
If you’re going to Russia, make sure nobody will want to ask you something. Unless you’re good at dodging flying toilet bowls.
! THE SENSE, IN A SIGN TO READ !
! NONE !
Wait, I can’t take a dump backwards!
So this is Yoda’s new job.
ATTENTION: That’s a request, not an order!!!
IT! !IN A BASKET, TO PUT!
!THE LOTION!
The last line came when the speaker realized how stupidly he said the previous. Too bad it was dictated.
This toilet is for informational purposes only.
Please toilet don’t throw anything at me. I was already offended today by a monkey throwing poo,
! Persons are requested to step out of the toilet bowl before throwing anything!
Don’t drink the water.
Don’t gargle in the Bidet.
!THE ORDER, AS A GOOD COMRADE TO BE!
!SUBMISSIVE!
!He looks like a Greek!
God!
“Yes sir, I can assure you all requests are routed straight to the circular file.”
*Flush*
Murder a chicken here and your ass is history!
Don’t mess with the KGB, Comrade!
Once again we end up in Jean-Paul Sartre’s salle de bain.
“Do you play requests?”
This is Far East Engrish. You’re travelling a lot, folks! Good for you. 🙂
FYI: the Russian says:
Dear Passengers!
Please do not empty into closet (meaning WC)
trash and food waste
To Prevent Clog!!!
From Toilet With Love
!THE REQUEST, TO THROW NOTHING! !INCLUDING THE CRAPMEAT!
! THE REQUEST, THE FACILITIES TO CLEAN !
! NEVER !
This is actually a direct quote from Joseph Stalin’s 19 August 1939 speech to members of the Politburo.
унитаз does not mean closet and never would lol.
At least the russians know what to do with requests to the IT department
I can totally hear a bearded dude with a Russian accent screaming this.
Hold the request, pass the vodka!
Can I throw………………………..UP?
Another Runglish example. It actually says: “Please, don’t throw litter and food waste in the toilet or the drain will clog up”.