The DJ seems awfully hyper tonight…

posted on 11 Oct 2011 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Larissa Wright.
Found inside electronics store in Guangzhou, China.

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Everyone knows monkeys hate plastic bags

posted on 10 Oct 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Are these your Cadle car keys?

Photo courtesy of Zoran Babic.
Found at Phra Nakhon Khiri temple in Thailand.

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Oh, you’re looking for a whatchamacallit

posted on 9 Oct 2011 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

Because pets can’t read…

Photo courtesy of Daniel Diaz Esquivel.
Made in China. Found in Korean store in Paraguay.

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You probably wanna chew your steak a little better

posted on 8 Oct 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Warren Merkel.
Found in Gwangju, South Korea.

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Mashes your peas and meatloaf together so you don’t have to

posted on 7 Oct 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Hold on, I need to make room for dessert…

Photo courtesy of Jerry McVicker.
Spotted in Iraq.

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Recommended by 4 out of 5 proctologists

posted on 6 Oct 2011 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of “JL”.
DVD from China.

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Comes in hook, tape and round sizes…

posted on 5 Oct 2011 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

I just larvae these sweatpants!

Photo courtesy of Jon Edwards.
Found in Korea.

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I just wanted to swim…

Photo courtesy of H. Foster.
Found in Thailand.

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Well, some are happier than others…

posted on 3 Oct 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of McKay Christensen.
Found in China.

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With peyote garnish

posted on 2 Oct 2011 in Menus

I can hear the flavor!

Photo courtesy of Rjay Spoon.
Found at sushi restaurant in California.

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