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[\] No Lapels.
posted on 18 Oct 2011 in Chinglish
[\] Do Not Smile, either
Photo courtesy of Solomon Yuyiung.
Found in Quangzhou, China.
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You must eat healthy in our gallery.
Translation reads: ‘Malnutrition may impair your appreciation of some works’
If you diet, you will end up like the person next to the gentleman in this painting.
Entry fee:
0 – 20kg: RMB10
21 – 50kg: RMB30
51 – 100kg: RMB50
>100kg/Americans: RMB100
No Pictures
Security guards will shove a hamburger down your throat if you’re seen walking around without food.
No bans.
And if you MUST diet, do not inside.
The visit to the Palace Of Fun was not off to a good start.
In case you smoke, diet, or touch, you will be thrown in jail.
No monkeys?
Do not offer the gentleman in the painting cigarettes or junk food or touch him with your germy hands. He is a very health-conscious painting.
Maybe the owner of the gallery is a chubby chaser…
That’s Sun Yat-sen: did no one here recognise him?
And suits without lapels are rather a good idea, the lapels do nothing useful.
Starting next Monday, I will do not diet
Is it just me, or does that portrait seem to age a little more every day?
“Welcome to the museum, here’s your compulsory Twinky.”
No popped collars either.
So I must bring an eating, and then diet outside?
Little is known that Sun Yat Sen was the secret founder of the “No smoking, No diet, No Touching” Society.
What else not to do:
– Do not upset the picture – create a quiet
– Do not leave it alone
– Do not multitouch
– Do not multitasking
– Do not use the sign as a mouse-pad
– Do not care
PS: We have no monkey here, so you can bring some with you.
Carefully remove breathe
No thin allowed.
A supermodel’s New Year’s resolution list.
We remove your liver upon exiting with.
Ø DO NOT FUN Ø
Also do not look at the pictures.
Do not read the sign.
> Do not Look
> Do not Eat
> Do not Talk
> Do not Breathe
> Do not Move…. AT ALL!
do not smile.
do not live
do not die
do not do nothing
do not do anything
do not do what is not done but do it.
Also No Fun
No humming or singing
No dancing in the aisles
THIS MEANS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if any vegetable pieces are found in ur poop u will be sentenced to jail
The pictured food doesn’t exactly look like something you would eat on a diet.