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I just wanted to swim…
Photo courtesy of H. Foster.
Found in Thailand.
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@Seventy2rd o clock: Hahahaha, yeah the pool / sea / swimming related Engrish definitely seem to be the some of the funniest ones! 😀
So.. do I leave it alone during a fiery rain? I’m confuse!
LOL! Do not use the pool as a mouse.
Actually it trying to says “Do not use the pool when drunk”.
I have no freakin’ idea why it say “mouse” but I assume it supposed to be “mao” which means drunk in thai.
I hate it when the Devil wants to swim. Fiery rain indeed!
Adele was there, beware the fiery rain!
DANG IT i only like to swim during fiery rain
Dear Sirs,
We from Bellvilla resort Management team would thank you for advertising our resort in your prestigious website. We must have invite you for free and not to mention the pool is always open for you. Please park cars in garage before coming in because the pool is not that confident but we trying to help it.
Thanks
Bellvilla Management
I set fire!!! To the rain!!! Watched it pour as I jumped in the pool!!!
Fiery rain
some stay dry while others feel the pain
I guess Adele can’t use the pool here…
No swimming during Armageddon.
Hey you management. And parents, children and mice
I might not be deep but I have feelings.
The Pool
Bellvilla resort
Please do not leave the pool Alone, it gets very lonely and suicidal
If left alone the pool will cry from loneliness and flood.
Don’t swim during fiery rain. But lighting is ok!!!
We’re gonna need a big mousetrap…
I’m gonna have to drive home now. its not deep enough for me 🙁
Don’t worry, I heard it’s only a 20% chance of fire.
Isn’t 18:00 pm just 6:00 am?
I feel like I should use the pool during a fiery rain!! I don’t know why they want me not to!
Not a good place for cat drivers.
I guess Adele can’t swim in this pool…
I am so confused and happy.
Can I use the pool as a chicken?
Goddamn it! I’m a mouse between 6:00 am and 18:00 pm every day. For the other 58 hours of the day, I’m a human, so I could totally use the pool then – but it’s not open! Oh, well. I wouldn’t be able to anyway, since there’s a fiery rain forecast around 21 pm.